Folks love to paraphrase Dr. Ian Malcolm in the original Jurassic Park. “Just because you can do a thing, doesn’t mean you should.” Unless you can make Jurassic ParkOpens in a new tab rubber duckies. Then you absolutely, 100% should. Lucky for us, the folks at TUBBZ are introducing characters from the Steven Spielberg classic to their line of adorable “cosplaying” duckies. The news comes to us via the folks at Geeks are Sexy.Opens in a new tab
The new Jurrasic Park duckies join an already illustrious line of rubber cosplaying bath toys, including ones for Lord of the RingsOpens in a new tab, Ghostbusters, and Star TrekOpens in a new tab. You can watch a special announcement video right here:
First out of the gate is the man (and the money) behind the park, Dr. John Hammond. The little guy really does look like Richard Attenborough, doesn’t he? As you can see, he has Hammond’s signature white suit, hat, and cane with the prehistoric mosquitoOpens in a new tab trapped in amber. The second Jurassic Park duckie is the ever-annoying Dr. Dennis Nedry. His cosplaying duckie finds him looking just as he did right before chancing upon a DilophosaurusOpens in a new tab in the jungle. He’s carrying his ill-fated shaving cream can, too, and his yellow raincoat with the Jurassic Park logo on it.
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So far, these two characters are the only Jurassic Park rubber duckies available. It’s highly likely that Dr. Ian Malcolm, Dr. Ellie Sattler, and Dr. Alan Grant are not too far behind, though. Especially since all three are reunitingOpens in a new tab for the third Jurassic World movie. Which is really just the sixth Jurassic Park movie, isn’t it? I suppose a T. rex or velociraptor duckies are in order, too. Although the thought of dino-ducksOpens in a new tab is kind of making our brains hurt a bit.
Both of these rubber duckies are available for pre-orderOpens in a new tab now at Just GeekOpens in a new tab for $14.99 each, or both for $25.00.
