Your home kitchen is about to become one of those “strange new worldsOpens in a new tab” that the Star Trek franchise always refers to. Thanks to Geeks are SexyOpens in a new tab, we’re receiving a subspace transmission about a new pizza cutter, which looks exactly like the U.S.S. DiscoveryOpens in a new tab. You can see images of this out-of-this-world utensil, made by UkonicOpens in a new tab, below.
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The ship’s saucer section serves as the blade. This is even more fitting than the previously released U.S.S. EnterpriseOpens in a new tab pizza cutter released a few years agoOpens in a new tab, as the Discovery’s saucer actually have a spinning component on the series. On the show, the Captain says “Black AlertOpens in a new tab” whenever Discovery’s experimental spore drove takes them across the universe. However, in your kitchen, it’ll be more like “black olive alert!”
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This Star Trek themed pizza cutter features a solid metal construction and a stainless steel blade. The cutter measures approximately nine inches long, including the blade. This collectible kitchen utensil allows serious TrekkersOpens in a new tab to easily slice through pie, cake, biscuits, pizza, and more. Hand-washing only is recommended for this cutter. Just think of your dishwasher as the Romulan Neutral ZoneOpens in a new tab, and just keep your Starfleet vessel out of there. Otherwise, you might need to haul that ship in to Starbase for repairs.
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The pizza cutter features a very detailed recreation of the Crossfield-class starship from the Paramount+ seriesOpens in a new tab. It comes with a very sleek finish, showing off a futuristic look. The ship’s official Starfleet designation is laser-etched on the wheel of the stainless steel blade. So the next time you’re hosting pizza night for your Trekker friends, and marathoning a bunch of episodes of Discovery, you now have something you can show off to your guests.
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You can order one of these Star Trek: Discovery pizza cutters from Ukonic now, at a price of $34.99Opens in a new tab.
