Zamboni dust! ITâ€™S FALLING FROM THE SKY. pic.twitter.com/DY7p5Wu0PA
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) November 15, 2018
Leave it to the internet to up the ante on kookeryâ€”a few folks have taken to Twitter with edits of the scene set to music. First, a familiar tune by Carly Rae.
— Alex Zalben (@azalben) November 15, 2018
And perhaps even more fittingly, “What’s This?” from TheÂ Nightmare Before Christmas.
Ask and ye shall receive.
This is for @ColinJost
The Gritty “What’s This” remix. pic.twitter.com/951gXQb5K9
— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) November 15, 2018
And perhaps more will find us soon! It’s the most Grittiful time of the year. 11/12/18 -Â Mascots are inherently weird, but few are as overtly weird as the Philadelphia Flyers’ orange… thing, Gritty, whose introduction brought us and the internet so much joy at the start of the NHL season. Now that we are kicking off the holiday season it’s only fitting that it (apparently, Gritty goes by “it”) is finding new ways to spread cheer. Meet Gritty Claus, a strange Santa who will make you scream in terror when it comes down your chimney.
â€˜Tis the season! For the first time ever, #Flyers Santa Sacks will include a special Gritty gift. Ticket packages are on sale now! 🎁
â€” Philadelphia Flyers (@NHLFlyers) November 8, 2018
Philadelphia sports fans might be the only ones including Flyers tickets in their letters to Santa, but watching Gritty fight wrapping paper and try to jam it into a novelty mailbox is a gift for all of us. (And thanks to Philly Magazine for showing it to us.) Although, based on how absurd Saint Grittylas is acting in the arena, we might even try to make it to a game over the next two months to see it in action.You know how lots of little kids scream in terror when they get their picture taken with a mall Santa? If the NHL doesn’t force the Flyers to set up a Gritty Claus photo booth so parents can take their children to see it, the entire league deserves coal in their stockings. Imagine the images of sheer terror we will get with this wonderful monstrosity holding a bunch of toddlers.
Your favorite holiday snack 🍭 pic.twitter.com/kBrodSFOHg
â€” Gritty (@GrittyNHL) November 8, 2018
â€” Faith E. (@Faithnonomore) November 8, 2018
But hey, Gritty Claus does bring presents!
Happy 50th Birthday to Keith Jones!
Aww, isn’t that sweet. And horrifying.Just think, some people don’t even believe in Gritty Claus…probably because they’re afraid to.Would you have been terrified of Gritty when you were a kid? Tell us why in the comments below.
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