Slasher Icons Rock Out in Hair Metal Parody Music Video

We’re big fans here of The MerkinsOpens in a new tab. These YouTubers imagine horror movie icons in all kinds of different roles, making videos of Freddy, Jason, and the rest as boy bands (The Slashtreet BoysOpens in a new tab), or sitcom stars (Kill HouseOpens in a new tab). Jason and Freddy even put aside their differences and gave us a sappy rock balladOpens in a new tab together. But for this scary season, our favorite slashers are rockin’ out hard, hair metal style. Get ready to bang your heads, horror fans. This horror parody music video is one for the ages.

In an homage to ’80s metal icons Mötley CrüeOpens in a new tab, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Ghostface, and Freddy Krueger have formed “Möstly Crüel.” And their latest music video is a parody of the Crüe’s 1987 hit, “Girls, Girls, Girls.Opens in a new tab” Only this time, it’s “Kills, Kills, Kills.”But worry not, there are still plenty of Final GirlsOpens in a new tab in this video. You can watch our favorite bad boys rock out in their music video above.

We must say, Jason’s bedazzled hockey mask is pretty impressive. And his blonde hair and bandana would make Vince Neil proud. Ghostface is definitely the Tommy Lee of the group here. Meanwhile, Michael MyersOpens in a new tab actually kinda looks like Paul Stanley from Kiss. And as for Freddy Krueger, he’s got a Rob Halford from Judas Priest thing going on. They really covered all of their bases in this horror parody music video.

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It’s actually appropriate that The Merkins would choose a Mötley Crüe song for a slasher video. As anyone who grew up in the ’80s knows, during the “Satanic PanicOpens in a new tab” era, Mötley Crüe was considered as being “of the Devil.” Mainly by concerned suburban parents. The kind of parents who took all their silly demonic imagery seriously. We guess it would have been too on the nose to have Möstly Crüel cover their signature song “Shout at the DevilOpens in a new tab.” Although we honestly wouldn’t mind seeing that.

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