While everyone loves to see people put a ton of effort into their Halloween costumesOpens in a new tab sometimes you just need to say “screw it!” and go with something simple. If you’re really in the mood to demonstrate your angst and lack of time to put something thoughtful together, you can go with this giant middle finger Halloween mask. It’s cheap, easy, and offensive. (Exactly like Bender from FuturamaOpens in a new tab.)
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Design TaxiOpens in a new tab picked up on this Halloween costume treat, which is available on Amazon. A company by the name of AUTEK has posted the uniquely offensive mask although it appears to be somewhat of a product anomaly. When we looked at AUTEK’s other productsOpens in a new tab on Amazon and found they were all purely automotive. We also couldn’t find any other trace of the company online.
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Regardless of its mysterious origins, the jumbo middle finger is quite eye catching. Even at a poppin’ Halloween partyOpens in a new tab, we’d imagine. The mask is 100% latex and there are holes in the top part of the hand for seeing and, a little below that, a hole for breathing. (The mesh covering up the mouth hole doesn’t match the skin tone of the mask, which is a bit distracting. This would probably be an easy DYI fix though. If you weren’t out of f*cks to give.)
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For those wondering the jumbo middle finger costs $23 on Amazon. Plus shipping and handling, of course. It seems there’s only one skin tone available, which is unfortunate, but again, this mask could be upgraded at home. Perhaps you could even put some kind of giant finger puppet over the middle finger. We know of a knitted Slimer costumeOpens in a new tab that would work perfectly. Or you could really say f*ck it and not dress up at all. There may be a big handful of Halloween moviesOpens in a new tab that you have on your to-watch list anyway.
Feature image: AUTEK / AmazonOpens in a new tab
