Like all native New Englanders, I treat Dunkin’ like I would a religion, one I wholly believe in without question. The company can do no wrong. Any perceived misstep is merely a necessary part of the process towards enlightenment. So while you might find their latest partnership strange and confusing, I am here to spread the good word so that you can allow the grace of Dunkin’ into your heart. Dunkin’ and Febreze has brewed up a collection of donut shop-scented products.
Yes, I am all in on this limited-time crossover. Why wouldn’t I be? And not just because I am always in on every Dunkin’ crossover. Who wouldn’t want to make their house or car smell like a Dunkin’ Cinnamon Roll, Strawberry Frosted Donut, or Vanilla Latte. Those are the three aromas you can now purchase to the Dunkin and Febreze team-up.
The collection is a Walmart exclusive that is already available at the online store. You can grab all of them three ways. The Dunkin’ line comes as Febreze Air sprays, car vent clips, and plug-in air fresheners.
Are there any obvious problems with this unlikely crossover? Could it slowly drive you nuts to always smell a strawberry frosted donut? Is the idea of thinking someone has a tray of cinnamon rolls going in the oven likely to make you hungry all the time, leading you to seek out sweet treats at a far higher rate than you want? Is making your entire house and also your car smell like a Dunkin’ store a way to slowly drive you mad?
No. That’s complete nonsense. Like everything Dunkin’ related, this is a wonderful gift no different than when the gods of Olympus would gift mankind a new wonder. And if you find yourself in New England anyone of us would be happy to explain why.