There might be over seven and a half billion people on the planet at the moment, but we’re confident there’s no one else on Earth who is quite like Tommy Wiseau. There probably never has been either. Of course, we shouldn’t deal in such absolutes. We used to be positive there was nothing he could ever say or do that would surprise us. Ask us to help him audition for The Joker? Yup, that checked out. Play a creepy mortician in another movie with Greg Sestero? Honestly we should have thought of that.
Yet now, despite being totally confident he was incapable of ever making something so strange it would catch us off guard, he’s done exactly that. He combined his 2003 cult classic disaster
TOLD YOU. And if you’re going to tell us you could foresee that
This unexpected team-up with the Gregory Brothers and the YouTube channel PistolShrimps (that we first came across at
Yet….it’s also kinda….good, right? This is actually pretty funny and bizarrely clever? Or is this so batshit crazy we’ve lost all objectivity? Who knows.
Though we are still confident about one thing: there really is no one else like him on the planet.