I think about Westeros a lot. A lot a lot. And that’s why I can honestly say I have had multiple, lengthy conversations about how Westeros must smell. There are some obvious places in the Realm that must be quite malodorous, like Flea Bottom and the privy at Castle Black. But in the Seven Kingdoms, there are obviously some spots that would likely provide an aromatic feast for the nostrils. Now you can personally smell like some of them. Every Man Jack’s new Game of Thrones Collectors Body Wash Gift Set features four body washes with inspired by the scents of Westeros.
The men’s personal care brand Every Man Jack has an epic new collection for fans of A Song of Ice and Fire. The company’s new limited-edition body wash set celebrates the scents of the Seven Kingdoms. This Game of Thrones body wash collection boasts original, outdoor scents inspired by the series. It includes:
- Winterfell Frost Woods: A deep-forest blend of snow-covered pine, eucalyptus, and cedarwood.
- Iron Islands Storm Wake: A rolling gust from offshore with notes of sea salt, juicy bergamot, and rain-soaked granite.
- Dragonstone Ember Blaze: A blaze of spice and smoke, straight from the dragon’s den.
- King’s Landing Gold Rush: A radiant blend of bright citrus and warm golden amber, grounded by rich sandalwood.
Going to be completely honest. (Too honest for some of you, I imagine.) I would like to smell like the woods of Winterfell. I didn’t even realize I wanted that until right now, and yet the old gods know that has always been true….
As for the actual details of the hydrating Game of Thrones body washes, each is made with “an alchemy of naturally derived ingredients from the farthest corners of the realm, including hydrating glycerin and coconut-based cleansers.” They also all have their own bottle adorned with original artwork based on the HBO show. And if you opt to get all four via the collectible Game of Thrones box set ($49.99), you’ll also get a keepsake map of the Realm.
When you get your map, I’m very happy to point out which locations would NOT make for a good scent. I’ve thought about this a lot already.
If that’s not enough Game of Thrones for you, the new Game of Thrones spinoff series, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, is now streaming on HBO Max. Check out our detailed breakdown of all its fun Easter eggs here.
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