This year's E3 was another huge success, with video game fans getting a glimpse at the promising future of their favorite franchises and consoles. But even amid all the excitement and cheer, things still ended up getting a little strange, as they always do when the world's weirdest gamer guy shows up to share his love of the industry... along with way too much personal information.
Onyx the Fortuitous, who is both host of our Alpha series Welcome to the Shadow Zone as well as our troublesome new intern, isn't shy about sharing his devotion to gaming, which is why he made his way back to E3 this year after a long absence. His beard might have grown a little thicker since 2012, but it was hard for him to go unrecognized since Onyx's fashion choices haven't changed all that much. Neither has his tendency to share way too much about his life away from the monitor.
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Please, whatever you do, do not attempt to have a rat train your turtles in the way of the martial arts. We can't stress enough that it won't work the way you think. As for Onyx, he had a great time at E3... we think. He really doesn't remember most of it. Which is why we have to also beg you to no give him any tiny wines when you see him at the next E3. Or anywhere else, really.
What video game would you most want to play with Onyx? Ready your comments and hit play on your best answer in our comments section below.