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CATS: THE BUTTHOLE CUT Gives The Fans What They Want

Behold, there is a Cats butthole video for everyone who inexplicably wanted to see it. The rumors about a version of the film filled with buttholes caused a frenzy on the internet, with everyone writing and tweeting about how fans demand the release of this version. There was even a hashtag, #ReleaseTheButtholeCut, floating around during the very, very long month of March. The butthole version of Cats doesn’t seem to exist in real life but XVP Comedy has made it a thing now. The Chicago-based sketch comedy group made their own Cats butthole video clip and of course it’s extremely weird and funny.

The clip kicks off with several quotes (including ours) about the mysterious (and undoubtedly weird) butthole cut before confirming that the rumor is true. XVP Comedy tells fans to pucker up and kiss the old version goodbye for this new one with Jellicle buttholes front and center.

Several scenes from the film, particularly ones where the cats had their bottoms facing the camera or their legs open, now feature pink anuses for everyone to see. There’s sweeping music, leaping cats, and holes in places where they should and should not be because why not?

The video also includes a couple of (fake) quotes from the real-life creatives behind the film.

“I kept adding buttholes. It just felt right.” – Tom Hooper, Director

“We didn’t just add buttholes…but we did add a lot of buttholes.” – Steven Spielberg, Executive Producer

So, there you have it. A Cats butthole clip is now out in the world. It may not be the entire film but it does feature a giant butthole in the beautiful and glowing night sky. This image is seared into your mind now and possibly forever. Share it and make it a part of other people’s memories too.

Header Image: Universal Pictures