Does Santa appear? Is he real?"Ask yourself this one simple question: do you believe in Santa Claus?"I believe.Do any magical creatures talk?Only if a bearded white guy who says he's a 1300 year old saint who can bend time and space counts.Are there any religious components?In a few spots, but they are noticeable. Dylan McDermott's Bryan says grace before Thanksgiving dinner, and an expert on Santa Claus testifies about the real Saint Nicholas and his history with the church. And of course Bryan and Elizabeth Perkins' Dorey get surprise married in a huge Catholic church after midnight mass on Christmas Eve.How lovable is the main character?Both main characters are delightful and make the film a worthy successor to the original. Richard Attenborough's Kris is sweet, charming, and his tendency to get angry only makes him more endearing. Mara Wilson's Susan is equally fantastic, funny and smart beyond her years, but still enough of a kid to love. Although what she wants for Christmas - a house, a new dad, and a baby brother - is a totally absurd list.How evil is the villain?Unlike the original 1947 version, this adaptation gives us a distinct main villain to root against: Shopper' s Express owner Victor Landberg played by Joss Ackland. He wants to destroy Cole's and everyone who works there, even if it means bringing down a man kids love. Landberg has two ruthless minions who set Kris up after they failed to recruit him to their store. They hire another movie villain -- Tony Falacchi, the drunk Santa who was fired from Cole's -- to goad Kris into hitting him. That leads to Kris being arrested and then institutionalized.Unlike the D.A. in the original who didn't take any pleasure in committing Kris, J.T. Walsh's prosecutor Ed Collins is mean and definitely not entirely on the up and up. He yells and has a "grumpy face," but he also clearly is acting on behalf of Victor Landberg. Landberg wants Kris committed, and Collins is happy to push that along quickly, telling the judge Landberg is eager to donate to his reelection campaign, a quid pro quo the Judge is only too happy to oblige before Bryan stops him from signing the order.Everyone villain gets a moment of redemption at the end, except for Landberg, who was so angry he went back in time to try and kill Bill and Ted.How sincere or cynical is the movie about Christmas?Very, but not necessarily in the way you might think. While it definitely views Christmas as a wonderful time where magical things can happen, it's less about the power of the season than it is about what the idea of Santa Claus represents. He shows us what can happen when we have faith in something greater than ourselves, and how that can lead us to all be better people at all times. The film puts its trust in St. Nick more than the holiday we remember him for.As he says himself, "I'm a symbol. I'm a symbol of the human ability to be able to suppress the selfish and hateful tendencies that rule the major part of our lives. If you can't believe, if you can't accept anything on faith, then you're doomed for a life dominated by doubt."Does anyone sing? Is there a big group sing along?Richard Attenborough's Kris Kringle whistles "Jingle Bells" at the start of the film, but the only time anyone sings is when he signs it with a deaf girl who comes to see him. They each sign the song while Kris quietly sings it, in a truly perfect Christmas movie moment capped off by a knowing wink.What are the biggest Christmas themes?While greed is definitely one of them, just like the original it's not quite as anti-commercialism as you'd think. Cole's (not Macy's in this version) benefits tremendously from Kris's worldview when they adopt his policy of putting kids and families first, but only because it's good business. That's also why the real reason they stick with him after he gets arrested. They are about to abandon Kris when Dorey, who sincerely cares about the old man, talks them out of it. Her pleas wouldn't have worked if it weren't good for the company financially, though. But even if Cole's isn't wholly good, at least the overall message is that you get ahead in life by treating others with kindness. That's also reinforced when Shoppers Express' attempt to ruin a sweet old man's life over money blows up in their face.Then of course there are Christmas theme staples like family, love, kindness, and most importantly believing in something greater than yourself.Most memorable quote?Some of our favorites include:"Nuts. I should have got his autograph.""Well, tell me something, Daniel could that man be Santa Claus?""Nope.""Why not?""Cause Santa don't got a grumpy face.""Would it please the court if I gave you your Christmas card? I don't think I'll see you again. Unless I get arrested which is highly unlikely because it's Christmas Eve and I'm going to bed uncharacteristically early.""I'm very sorry Mother, you have it perfectly wrong."But the top spot goes to maybe the funniest moment in the movie, when Mr. Collins brings a reindeer into the court for a big stunt, only to be bested by the old man."Well, I would greatly like to oblige, Mr. Collins, but I cannot make this reindeer fly.""I didn't think so.""He only flies on Christmas Eve!"Best scene?Since we already mentioned Kris signing with the deaf girl, and we can't say "every scene with Mara Wilson," we'll use this spot to mention what happens after the Cole's commercial asks everyone if they believe. It's followed by a montage of New Yorkers of every age putting up signs all over the city that say they do.And because we're also partial to moments of redemption we also love when the Shopper's Express minions flash their own "I believe" buttons behind the defeated Landberg's back.Most emotional moment?We will always be suckers for Christmas movies where kids get what they wanted the most, and even if it is insane that a little girl asked for a new dad, a new house, and a baby brother, it's still amazing when she actually gets what she wants.And all she had to do to get them was believe, just like we do every year when we watch both big screen versions of Miracle on 34th Street.
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