Some of us love brunch. LOVE. And now, you can take your relationship with brunch to the next level. Or just engage in some culinary cannibalism, if that’s how you prefer to think about it. Either way, Zizi Factory can help you out. This French waffle parlor, located in London’s Covent Garden, aims to please. It’s brunch time specialty? Sexy NSFW waffles in the shapes of ‘Willy’ and ‘Fanny.’ I think you get the picture. And they do say a picture is worth a thousand words.
According to Time Out London, “The phallic business was the brainchild of three friends, Adrien, Antoine, and David, who saw a similar treat parlor in their homeland and wanted to bring the cheeky taste of Paris to the UK.” And cheeky it is, although no peaches are on the menu… yet.
For that extra special connection, each item on the menu has a very human name. But truly, we can just call these sexy waffles… Delicious. Time Out shares that the NSFW waffles are freshly made and scrumptious. The Willy waffle comes in a thick and chewy form. Those who desire a chocolate coating can add it to their waffle. And who doesn’t love their dessert topped with a hard, pink shell? The restaurant also offers toppings such as “speculoos, rainbow vermicelli, and triple choc ball.” Sometimes, only three balls will do. The Fanny waffle has a “thinner, crispier, and wider” form. A different form, but an equally delicious treat.
The brand has definitely leaned all the way into their NSFW delights, sharing delicious words of wisdom on their Instagram alongside images of their sexy waffle creations.
Where is the lie? If you partake in imbibing these pieces of NSFW waffle anatomy, make sure to tag @zizifactorylondon and use #zizifactorylondon in your Instagram posts. They might feature you in a post!
And you could help us answer that age-old question, is it sexy, or is it pseudo-cannibalism? We’ll call up Hannibal to opine and get back to you.
