Here’s the menu, which is based entirely of my rough memory of the key eating scenes in LOTR. Feel free to follow along if you like. LET’S GO pic.twitter.com/IDAbJtdy9V
— Regular Frog (@FrogCroakley) February 18, 2018
Of course, these are movies with hobbits in them, so snacking is serious business, and Crowley didn’t mess around. He kept his followers abreast of each new LOTR-inspired dish he and his partner ate, starting with low-key tea and cakes for breakfast (that’s first breakfast, mind you):
We just saw a hobbit scarf a cake onscreen, so it’s time to begin breakfast pic.twitter.com/ymffGcCKYQ
— Regular Frog (@FrogCroakley) February 18, 2018
He got more creative as the feast continued, making his own version of lembas bread. He did not say whether or not he agreed with Legolas‘ lembas bread stance of one bite being enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.
Heading out of Lothlorien now, so it’s time for some Lembas bread (jacob’s butter puffs) with some pesto hummus and grapes because elves I guess pic.twitter.com/akFME1Sxkm
— Regular Frog (@FrogCroakley) February 18, 2018
And while the couple happily abstained from any man or orc-flesh, meat was definitely back on the menu.
L O O K S L I K E M E A T ‘ S B A C K O N T H E M E N U B O Y S pic.twitter.com/fFWUj8wvUe
— Regular Frog (@FrogCroakley) February 18, 2018
Of course, some of the food they eat in the trilogy is pretty gnarly (Eowyn’s horrific fish stew, anyone?) so after hours, the two grew weary of the incessant feasting. They managed to make it through, honoring Crowley’s dad in a sweet and totally unique way, even if it meant leaving themselves with mounds of leftovers.
~fin~ pic.twitter.com/7v24UOrYHK
— Regular Frog (@FrogCroakley) February 18, 2018
We have ao many leftovers of the rings today
— Regular Frog (@FrogCroakley) February 19, 2018
The anniversary of the death of a loved one is hard, but we love this idea of celebrating someone’s life in a fun and unique way. To see everything they prepared and ate, visit this Twitter thread.
Would you ever try to eat your way through the Lord of the Rings trilogy? Have you ever done something like this to commemorate a loved one? Let’s talk about it in the comments!
Feature Image: New Line Cinema
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