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When Team Nerdist Joins The Division, No One is Safe

In the legendary words of The Wire‘s Omar Little, if you come at the king, you best not miss. That same axiom holds true for the men and women of  Team Nerdist.

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When an extinction-level pandemic breaks out across the United States, and you try and steal our Xbox Ones, we will come after you with a vengeance. Especially if you steal them when we’re downloading a copy of  Tom Clancy’s The Division so we can spend the end of the world happily gathering loot and adventuring around The Dark Zone. So when a group of rioters breaks into Nerdist HQ and robs us of our consoles and sweet, sweet saves, it’s up to  Jessica ChobotKyle HillMalik Forté, and  Dan Casey (hey, that’s me) to reenact  The Division in real life. By which, of course, I mean using our arsenal of highly advanced weaponry, elite hand-to-hand combat skills, and superior tactics to outwit a team of vicious bandits.

All I have to say is, “Please make this into official DLC, Ubisoft. Please.”

What would your weapon of choice be in a Tom Clancy’s The Division-like scenario? Will you be picking up the game? Let us know in the comments below.

This episode of Team Nerdist is brought to you by Ubisoft’s The Division, which hits stores on March 8, 2016, and will be available on Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC.

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Dan Casey is the senior editor of Nerdist and the author of books about  Star Wars and  the Avengers. Follow him on Twitter and ask about his post-apocalypse plans ( @Osteoferocious).

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