Twitterâ€™s gonna replace the like button with a USB-powered device that sprays acid at you
â€” Strode Trap House (@DieRobinsonDie) October 29, 2018
“when we report someone for death or rape threats or hate speech, please remove them.”
twitter: “remove the like button? it’s done.”“no, just the shitty people–“twitter: “your account has been suspended for violating the terms of service.”â€” Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) October 29, 2018
Hopefully things won’t get this grim.
“Few now remember for certain, son, but there are those who say it all began when Twitter got rid of the ‘Like’ button.” pic.twitter.com/Q2PvZMa4ej
â€” Davey Six-Toes (@HutchinsonDave) October 29, 2018
Without a like button on Twitter, how will we politely acknowledge well-meaning GIF replies that arenâ€™t very apt or funny?
â€” Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) October 29, 2018
if they take away the like button iâ€™ll start dming people â€œyour 11:38 tweet tickled me. hope all is wellâ€
â€” jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) October 29, 2018
Twitter: How could we improve this service?
Users: Ban the fascists maybe?Twitter: Hmmm…Users: Or do something about the constant death threats?Twitter: Hmmm…Users: Or an edit…Twitter: Got it. Weâ€™re nixing the like button. https://t.co/oBrm7GDPBAâ€” Jordan Weissmann (@JHWeissmann) October 29, 2018
Users: please stop the hateTwitter: Okay, weâ€™ll take away the â€œlikeâ€ button
â€” Molly Jong☠️Fast (@MollyJongFast) October 29, 2018
KEEP THE LIKE BUTTON AND REMOVE THE REPLY BUTTON INSTEAD
â€” Christine Love (@christinelove) October 29, 2018
Planet: I AM ON FIRE @jack: Maybe if we remove the Like button?
But without the like button how am I meant to let people know I find them mildly attractive, I don’t want to actually have to interact https://t.co/6AmbpTuZRq
â€” Becca Wright (@_beccawright) October 29, 2018
*frantically changes Halloween costume to Twitter Without A Like Button*
â€” Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) October 29, 2018
if twitter takes away the like button how are we going to find out which specific types of bondage porn turn on armie hammer
â€” a-hex-is dreadd (@alexisthenedd) October 29, 2018
if they take away the like button on twitter, iâ€™ll begin shouting things outside 7/11 and see who gathers to listen. your cheers will be my â€œlikesâ€
â€” ryan (@ryanyeetz) October 29, 2018
Maybe this isn’t all bad though. Maybe Twitter will replace the “like” button with something that better captures what it’s like to use the site with all of its problems.
Like button will be replaced with outraged button. pic.twitter.com/hC56hBFP31
â€” hodlonaut🌮⚡🏴 (@hodlonaut) October 29, 2018
So, uh, how do we tell these people we like their tweets?What do you think of Twitter getting rid of the “like” feature? We’d like to hear from you in the comments below.
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