Now that we’re a week and change into 2017, it’s safe to say that it is, in fact, a brand new year. A year like none we’ve ever experienced before. Oh, 2016? That’s but a distant memory. So with the past safely in the past, it’s time for us to look to the year ahead of us. With a new president taking office and Monopoly threatening to completely ditch their classic game pieces, the future remains a gigantic question mark. We know there will be great movies and awesome TV shows coming our way in 2017, but what about the year itself? Well, legally speaking, I am not a clairvoyant, but I do spend a lot of time cramming pop culture into my eyeballs, and I’ve managed to learn a thing or two about the year ahead thanks to the most trustworthy source I know: Hollywood movie films! Because who better to entrust our fate to than the cinematic soothsayers of yesteryear?
What do you think will happen in 2017? Which of these predictions would you most like to see come true? What would you add to this list? Let us know in the comments below.
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