Wolves! Bats! Dudes getting hot and heavy! The Runaways on the soundtrack! Sometimes, life just never stops coming at you. And is that Dorian's Gray Room we see? Look out for Mary Wardwell's boyfriend Adam, played by Buffy and Angel's Alexis Denisof, who may not immediately notice that his lady love is a little different than he remembers...But it's Sabrina's spinning quick-change of outfits we envy the most. Wonder Woman could do that with one costume (and there was usually an explosion involved), but if we could wield magic, changing outfits without having to put anything back on a hanger, into the laundry pile, or in a drawer would be right up there on the to-do list.As would making new seasons of our favorite shows start sooner, but Sabrina seems on top of that already. April really isn't that far away, especially if you're used to Doctor Who-length gaps between runs. What else do you want, hellspawn?

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