This 23-ounce bag of “rich, premium bath salts” from Gears Out (that we learned about at Geekologie) has a brown sugar and fig fragrance that they say will let you “slip into a delicious new way to enjoy a French Dip,” and that is technically true.
Obviously this is a very strange product, and it’s hard to imagine anyone wants to feel or smell like they are being prepped to be served for lunch, which is why the company advertises it as a great gag gift. Though that didn’t prevent them from putting up a big, and definitely necessary “DO NOT EAT” warning on their Amazon page, where you can order a bag for $17.95.
So if this is so weird, why do I find it ever so appetizing? I don’t exactly know. I love hot tubs, and I love roast beef. Maybe I love them so much I am willing to take an actual French dip.
Would you be willing to try this, or is it too strange? What kind of sandwich would you most want to smell like? Take a bite out of our comments below with your Grade-A choice.
Images: Gears Out/Amazon