If you’ve been on social media at all in the past day or so, your timeline has probably been flooded with nothing but feral hogs: 30-50, to be specific. The latest meme, or another example of why our brains are broken, is a riff from a tweet from one Willie McNabb, in regards to gun control, who dared to ask:
Legit question for rural Americans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
— William McNabb (@WillieMcNabb) August 4, 2019
From there, the internet went, well…hog wild. Here are some of our favorite feral hog memes.
Jumping off the popular WeRateDogs account came WeRateHogs:
I got 99 problems and feral hogs are 30-50 of them
— WeRateHogs (@hog_rates) August 6, 2019
Then, an homage to Lady Gaga’s A Star is Born press tour:
there can be 100 people in a room and 99 of them don’t believe in you, but all it takes is 30 to 50 feral hogs and it just changes your whole life
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) August 6, 2019
Riffs on The Sound of Music were shared:
how do you solve a problem like 30-50 feral hogs in 3 to 5 minutes
how do you catch a hog and pin it down— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) August 5, 2019
We can’t resist any sort of twist of our favorite I Think You Should Leave sketch:
— Jonny SUNN O))) (@Hegelbon) August 5, 2019
The natural progression of feral hog Twitter:
stages of Feral Hog Twitter
1. confusion seeing everyone tweet “30 to 50 feral hogs”
2. find the tweet & assume it’s satire
3. read the tweet again & realize it’s for real
4. like and RT only feral hog tweets for 12 hrs straight
5. become 30 to 50 feral hogs— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 6, 2019
Many song parodies were penned, but none more perfect than this of Kelis’s iconic “Milkshake:”
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, nevermind it’s 50 feral hogs.
— sarah schauer ? (@SJSchauer) August 5, 2019
There were some nerdier takes, like this one, invoking 2002’s Spider-Man:
I’m sorry pic.twitter.com/ZilUlKOSnf
— 30-50 feral hogs in a trench coat (@JacobRForster) August 6, 2019
And of course, Mad Men Twitter got involved:
When you see 30-50 feral hogs in your yard pic.twitter.com/7Kw40w2ZBk
— Will Kellogg (@Will_Kellogg) August 6, 2019
Twitter couldn’t let a meme about hogs go by without using Peppa Pig:
Approximate state of my yard rn #feralhogs pic.twitter.com/I9nlM9tfRu
— Biond ⚡️ (@biondmusic) August 6, 2019
And even Washington, DC’s Capitol Hill Books got in on the fun, offering a discount to these lucky members:
Special offer: feral hogs get 20% off this week. Must come in groups of 30-50. pic.twitter.com/1TYNT5em0q
— Capitol Hill Books (@chbooksdc) August 6, 2019
Don’t you hate when you’re in a movie theater and this happens?
Great! 30-50 feral hogs stacked on top of each other in a big trench coat just sat down in front of me at the movie theater
— az (@zieg) August 5, 2019
And finally, some clarification on what group the feral hogs belong to:
Alright, we’ve got to get this straight because people seem confused-
if you’re 1-17 you’re Gen Z
If you’re 17-30 you’re Millenials
If you’re 30-50 you’re feral hogs and best not touch my children— Nicholas Kole ? Lightbox Expo (@FromHappyRock) August 6, 2019
Of course, there are many, many, many more posts about feral hogs around every corner of the internet. Which was your favorite? Did you make your own feral hogs meme? Let us know on Twitter!