A few weeks have passed since Halloween, and that means for many former ghouls, goblins, and Harley Quinns there are big, sloppy hunks of Cucurbita pepo now rotting on their porches—a.k.a. old pumpkins. But why leave those old Jack-o’s out to fester in the November Sun when you can, apparently, call upon a small army of bunnies to devour them?
At least one person on Earth, Japanese Twitter user @ponkichikachan, was able to capture this hypothetical scenario in real life, and it is just as glorious/horrific as you’d imagine it would be.
うわぁぁぁ pic.twitter.com/bTB5BEALRcOpens in a new tab
— ぽん吉母ちゃん (@ponkichikachan) November 13, 2016Opens in a new tab
According to Rocket NewsOpens in a new tab, which found the pictures and also translated some of the social media remarks regarding the bun fun, @ponkichikachan says that a staff member—presumably working at some kind of Heavenly bunny farm—carved the pumpkin (maybe like a pro?Opens in a new tab) to look like a sad bear, then threw it in with the little fluffy monsters to be devoured.
ガラス越しに撮影したので、後ろの地面と母ちゃんの脚が写っています。
網越しだとこんな感じ。投入されたての熊かぼちゃ pic.twitter.com/GCdao5z43lOpens in a new tab— ぽん吉母ちゃん (@ponkichikachan) November 13, 2016Opens in a new tab
It’s not clear why exactly the pumpkin was carved into a bear face, but it’s definitely possible that this is the saddest looking pumpkin of all time. Really, this is the face a person makes when she’s about to be very sick and is not near a toilet:
河北町の動物園に来ました。熊がウサギに食べられています。 pic.twitter.com/iFRQpGp4xWOpens in a new tab
— ぽん吉母ちゃん (@ponkichikachan) November 13, 2016Opens in a new tab
What do you think about bunnies devouring a pumpkin with a sad bear face? Do you kind of want to see bunnies eat those pumpkins that were carved to look like Chris Hardwick and the cast of The Walking DeadOpens in a new tab? Let us nibble at your thoughts in the comments below!
Images: Flickr / Land Between the Lakes KY/TNOpens in a new tab
