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ZOOLANDER 2’s New Trailer Is Incredibly Beautiful

“I miss not knowing things with you.” Everyone’s favorite derpy model is back on the runway in the upcoming film Zoolander 2 and he’s dumber than ever! Ben Stiller‘s Zoolander is re-teaming with his good buddy/hotness rival Hansel (Owen Wilson) to stop a conspiracy to kill the world’s most beautiful people. Somehow that list includes Justin Bieber, which I think will remain one of the great mysteries of the universe. At least he seems to be making fun of himself. Also, I’m warning you right now, the song “Relax” is going to be in your head for the rest of the day. You’re going to be singing it around your office and people will laugh at you. Sorry?

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The new film brings back our old favorites, including Mugatu (Will Ferrell) and new creepers like Kristen Wiig‘s Alexanya Atoz, a puffy-faced, injected lip freak who is clearly a former lover of Mugatu’s. Then there is Penélope Cruz, who is playing some sort of hot chick. All I know is that she wears a lot of really tight leather stuff. I assume she has a purpose beyond this. Stiller is also directing here and despite my sarcasm, this looks hysterical. Please, please don’t let it be Anchorman 2!

I don’t know about you, but I still call DVDs “duh-vuh-duhs” because of the original 2001 film. It’s still one of the most quotable films out there. When was the last time you did Blue Steel or Magnum at one of your friends? I’m going to guess this week. Tweet me/us @JennaBusch/@Nerdist with your best model face. You know you have a Blue Steel selfie somewhere on Instagram that you’re just dying to share! I wonder what happened to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good.

Zoolander 2 will hit theaters on February 12, 2016.

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Image credit: Paramount

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