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Would You Rather

 

Matt, Jonah and I are recording another Hostful episode of the Nerdist Podcast tomorrow (Wed) and are looking for some “Would You Rather” worst case scenario choices. Surely you have a friend or ARE the friend who poses horrible A or B hypothetical situations that no person would ever be caught between.

“Would you rather be devoured by hamsters or suffocated by talking clouds?” kind of thing. Post all of yours in the comment thread below and we’ll get to as many as we can.

Burrrrrrriiiiiiiitttttttooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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Comments

  1. Gil Milburn says:

    Would you rather be the one who gets to hold the chain of an infamous green skinned Orion Slave Girl at Jabba the Hutt’s palace??…

    http://tinyurl.com/3lla9jk

    Or be the same Orion Slave Girl with Jabba holding the other end of the chain mentioned above?!?

    Just Mixing Things Up A Bit >=-D

  2. Gil Milburn says:

    Would you rather be the who gets to hold the chain of an infamous green skinned Orion Slave Girl at Jabba the Hutt’s palace??…

    http://tinyurl.com/3lla9jk

    Or be the same Orion Slave Girl with Jabba holding the other end of the chain mentioned above?!?

    Just Mixing Things Up A Bit >=-D

  3. Would You Rather Get kicked in the knee-cap by Captain Falcon or Get punched in the stomach by Donkey Kong?

    http://www.wouldyouratherquiz.com/Quiz/Quiz?quizName=KickedorPunched

  4. Loaf Loaf says:

    Dear Chris: CD-R doesn’t own any claims to the WYR topic so I say screw ’em and rename it and still do it…you could call it One or the Other, or something like that – don’t let others spoil your fun!!!

  5. WeirdInternetPerson says:

    Well that was a great way to keep 200+ nerds out of your hair while recording the Podcast! 😀 Get them to type out weird/gross “Would You Rather” questions, and then not use any of them.

    Beat.

  6. Sofie says:

    While being unloaded in Auschwitz, you are asked to choose which of your children will live and which will die. If you refuse, both will die. You have to choose between your son Jan and your daughter Eva.

  7. Trenton Burns says:

    Would you rather be constantly mistaken for Adolf Hitler or have pug puppies for feet?

  8. Reid Zimmerman says:

    Thought I would offer some fun would you rathers.

    Would you rather have the power of invisibility (full control, makes clothes invisible too) or the power to fly (super hero style, just under super sonic speeds, 1,236 MPH)

    Have access to all the knowledge in a 5 mile radius (telepathically absorb data from any data source at normal rate) or be able to absorb knowledge instantly just by touching it (instantly absorb data by touching it or device that holds it)

    P. S. Keep being awsome

    -Reid Z.

  9. Beth Kaelin says:

    Would you rather eat pig testicles or get poked by a thousand needles?

    Cheers.

  10. Andy says:

    would you rather eat rape roasted bear or fellatio filleted duck?

  11. Alex Cook says:

    Long time fan, but silent poster. So I thought I would give this a try…after the fact since you have already recorded (please fucking read me, lol or whatever lol is these days).

    Would you rather have sex with a splintered piece of wood that talks dirty to you in the voice of your best friend (no girlfriends allowed, cheap response) or give a liberal political speech to a crowd of conservative bengal cats with cat nip in your mouth mimicking chewing tobacco?

    I stand by this and await an answer.
    Signed,
    That guy named Alex that listens to the podcast.

  12. texjah says:

    After years of playing ‘would you rather’ the top three I’ve found to be are
    Would you rather pash a goat, bum the pope or eat an international pubic hair sandwidge?
    Note: Goat kissing must be full tongue for at least two minutes, by bumming the pope, you get to wear his hat during the act, the sandwidge contains a pubic hair from every nation on the world, served on wholemeal.
    Tough choice.

  13. Jenn Zuko says:

    Would you rather be a nerd, a geek, a dork, or a pencil-neck?

  14. Lee says:

    Full disclosure, I’ve never been accused of being too-well-adjusted or extraordinarily graceful in any social situation. That said: JESUS STAGEDIVING CHRIST. What the fuck, people?

    Eat out Rivers or rim O’Donell? Go down on your sister in front of your mom or fingerblast your brother in front of your dad?

    I think the point of the game is to create a couple of scenarios, related or unrelated, that present equally absurd benefits and/or drawbacks for the answerer to choose between. Not to induce dry heaving on the answerers behalf and force them to hypothetically elect to do something that would generally be considered a crime against their own humanity.

  15. Marley is Cool says:

    Would you rather eat shit?

    or

    Would you rather drink piss?

  16. tj says:

    be in a Ratner film or a Martin Lawrence film?

  17. tm says:

    Would you rather eat a meal prepared by jabba the Hut or eat a pizza that had fallen on the floor of a pizza hut?