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I really am enjoying this new “WTFIT?” game. Nerdist Megan dropped this link in the comment section of a recent post. It washed up on the shores of Montauk, Long Island and so far speculation is that it’s A) a dead dog ravaged by the sea, B) a shell-less sea turtle (I hope they don’t look this pukey underneath), C) a viral marketing campaign for Cryptids Are Real, D) a Skeksis or E) a lesser demon who got kinda mouthy with Satan.


Via [Gawker]

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  1. cindy b says:

    that is something that escaped from plum island. which is a goverment run animal lab pretty much. they do exiperments there there was also a what they call man that washed up on those same shores that the local police department would not comment he was very tall can’t remember how tall with very inlongated fingers. this isnt the first time something werid has washed up on those shores ask your goverment.

  2. nick says:

    ok ok ok so i figured it out its some breed of dog but thats not a beak on it that actually the result of some sort of decomposer that was eating away at the skin on the face of the dog and the skull only appears to be a beak because it must have been chipped or broken

  3. captin planet says:

    isn’t it a raccoon left in the sea
    with no fur and degraded skin

  4. Tara says:

    Okay, I’m totally beating a dead meme, but could you imagine the shock and awe one could cast if they threw that picture down??

    Anyway, stuff like this really makes me miss The X-Files.

  5. The Nerdist says:

    Tara, that is a splendid idea…

  6. Casi says:

    to me it looks like a pig with a fish head with really long human like fingers
    i really dont see how it looks like a turtle with no shell

  7. genny says:

    I’d like to say E., but I am pretty sure it’s B.

  8. Tara says:

    Virtual! No way. They should totally be collected and played like Magic: The Gathering.

  9. The Nerdist says:

    Whatever it is that sinned against Nature, we should start collecting “What The F Is That” images and have a virtual UFC tournament.

  10. Virginia says:

    What is it? It’s a f*cking nightmare machine!

  11. Amanda says:

    No way it’s a sea turtle, you can’t remove those little buggers from their shells like that. The top jaw/ beak is really freaking me out though.

    Maybe it’s Manbearpig!

  12. chich says:

    this might sound really nerdy, but has anyone played “the dig” back in the day? it looks like a not-so-glorified wingless version of those aliens in that game.

  13. The Nerdist says:

    No mammal should have a beak.

  14. usedtobeme says:

    WTF? Where do you find this shit?

  15. iPost says:

    Totally a dog. Turtles and shells don’t separate. The shell is actually its vertebrae. Um…now that I have a closer look, I am going with lesser demon.

  16. bud says:

    Cryptomundo thinks it is probably a pug or pit bull sort of dog (as skin decays it pulls back revealing claw like bones, beak like skull) But without any size scale reference, it could be a sea otter.

    No wait, a griffin.

    No, wait a chupacabra.

    All someone has to do is a DNA analysis, Wheres the money in that? Thats Negative money.

  17. The Nerdist says:

    then I submit to you that only a REAL monster could have stripped it so cleanly of it’s shell, David!

  18. Dave Anthony says:

    Turtle without a shell.

    Moving on….

  19. Dave Anthony says:

    Turtle without a shell.

    Moving on….