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Watch Steven Seagal Break A Lot Of Bones In 3 Minutes And 45 Seconds

I’m forever amused by the fact that Steven Seagal, before he became a reserve deputy sheriff on a reality TV show, was at one time one of the biggest and most famous movie stars in the world. I’m sure he still has a lot of fans. And his primary talent in all of those movies is celebrated in this video countdown created by Oliver Noble at FilmDrunk. Behold, a montage of “Every Bone Break from Every Steven Seagal Movie”:

Before you watch, try and guess how many there are. It’s a lot.

HT: The Daily What, FilmDrunk

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Comments

  1. Judge says:

    I enjoyed watching him get fatter with each passing film. It was like seeing that guy inflate in Big Trouble in Little China.

  2. Rogier says:

    I like the part where he does the girlish run .. 0:35

  3. BrunoNZ says:

    What’s really interesting is what happens in those clips between 2006 and 2008. Up to 2006, he’s looking moderately trim(ish). Then suddenly, by 2008, he’s turned into a fat man. It’s like he discovered burgers in 2006 or something …

  4. Pat says:

    I honestly guessed 100 just to be ridiculous. At about the 2 minute mark I could see I was on pace. Finally ended at 101.
    1 more ridiculous.
    And so far Lincoln rules with the celery crack. ouch.

  5. Steven Seagal is the man! Literally!
    But for realsies, he was a much better awesome shitty action star than Chuck Norris or Dolf Lundgren.
    I love his later films too with DMX, and then another with Ja Rule. So. Frickin. (BAD)SWEET.

    I haven’t seen his newest what is most definitely an awesome take on the Vampire Apocalyptic genre movie yet, but I shall soon.
    It will be the suckiest most awesomest thing ever I’m sure.

    Seagal fan for life. FTW

  6. Magnoliafan says:

    I noticed his first film Above the Law isn’t there, neither is Under Siege 1.

  7. Lucy says:

    Yes! Awesome shout out to foley artists everywhere.

    I would love to see a version with every clip of him throwing people into knick knack cabinets.

  8. Ty says:

    Haha! hilarious video! The Kill Switch clip is especially brutal!

  9. Lincoln says:

    That’s a lot of broken celery stalks…

  10. Joe says:

    I love that I found this while watching Under Siege