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The Utter Glory Of Marvin E. Quasniki’s First Campaign Ad

Nerdist-endorsed presidential candidate Marvin E. Quasniki has released his first campaign ad, and it’s filled with plain talk and plenty of stock footage.

He’s Marvin E. Quasniki, and he approved this message because there’s some law or something that made him do it.

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Comments

  1. Ray Chretien says:

    Firstly will Marvin E. Quasniki run in Canada if he dosen’t win the US presidency? Second I would be willing to run as his vice president if he would let a canuck do it. Thirdly where is the offical “Marvin E. Quasniki ” t-shirts? You guys really make me laugh! thank you 🙂

  2. I just voted for Marvin E. Quasniki in the New Hampshire primary. It was a tough call between Quasniki and Vermin Supreme, but I feel that I made the right decision. Let me be clear: This is not a joke. I just walked into a voting booth and wrote in Marvin E. Quasniki for president. Not just because I don’t like anyone that is running, but because Mr. Quasniki 1.) Has not sent me any robocalls and 2.) says no to bullshit. I feel that, by voting for Marvin E. Quasniki, I too have said no to bullshit.

  3. Joe Smith says:

    I will never vote for Marvin E. Quasniki. Never in a million years will he receive my vote. But that is mostly due to the fact that I am Canadian and will probably never be eligible to vote in an american election.

  4. Ryan says:

    I wonder if America could simply survive without a president for four years.

  5. Old Doctor says:

    Sadly I too would vote for this guy because the other choices in the lame 2 party system are just as much a joke as Marvin is, the difference is Marvin knows he is joking. The rest take themselves seriously and believe their rhetoric is gospel. So sad.

  6. Tabitha says:

    I would vote for him! lol