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The Nice Tweets Comedy Tour!

I am damn excited to announce my Fall/Winter stand-up comedy tour, entitled “Nice Tweets!” I would be very happy if you came out to the show and said ‘hello’ afterward–think of it as a Tweetup with live comedy. Look for special ticket codes on Twitter via @nerdist!

August 28-30 Laughing Skull Atlanta, GA Buy Tix!

Sept. 3-6 Comedy Works Denver, CO Buy Tix!

Sept. 24-27 Funnybone Cincinnati, OH Buy Tix!

Oct. 3 Lakeshore Theater Chicago, IL Tix Soon!

Oct. 9 Trocadero Theater Philadelphia, PA Buy Tix!

See the full calendar–>

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  1. asma says:

    u r all nothing but some jerks

  2. mattcat710 says:

    For the “student only” show in Pitt, Kansas do you have to be a student in Pitt? and how much does it cost?

  3. Shanna says:

    Chris, my math teacher husband & I had an absolutely fantastic time at your 8 pm Saturday night show @ the Laughing Skull. Thanks for blessing our nerd baby!

  4. Jeff Chen says:

    Chris, amazing show last night @ the Laughing Skull. I was the college student in the front row.

    Have you ever thought about doing a televised special or a comedic album?

  5. Yes it does. Just the face though is a little sad clown face looking. The whole photo does make MUCH more sense. Thanks for clearing that up. A little part of me though you suffered from a stroke or something and you just hadn’t realized it yet.

    It’s a great picture with the tweaking of the nipple. Nice Tweets! I get it now. I felt like a jerk for saying what I did, but only for a few seconds then I was over it.

    Great job as always.


  6. Amy says:

    I second the SLC vote above!! Marcus lives here so we do have a few decent comediams but both the Hub and I would love to see you. I love when you review phones on G4. Good luck with the tour and I really hope to catch the next one!

  7. brodie says:

    (*rubs hands evilly) the husband and sons have no clue that momma suffers G4 with them to check out the sweet & handsome nerdboys (or maybe they do – when chris and kev ATOS together, my pants feel funny like when we climbed the rope in gym class)
    but i digress – wish we could all come and fill a seat for ya!

  8. Jandi says:

    So, is there a reason you are neglecting all of us in Salt Lake City? Even Joel finally managed to get his butt out here. I mean, really, Denver but no SLC? It’s just as pretty here with only a slightly higher chance of discussing Jesus.

  9. DigitalOgre says:

    What is up with “student only”? I would drive an hour to one of the Kansas shows but I’m not planning on enrolling in classes to do so. There actually is a comedy club in Wichita and they don’t exactly have a lot of big names showing up there, I’m sure they’d love to have you.

  10. Chris Hardwick says:

    Well, LaMere, thanks for your…uh…constructive?…comment about the pic. The picture makes more sense if you see all of it:


  11. Okay well that photo of you with the Tweets Tour thing is really bad. You look strange. I am not sure how to put it, but I just wanted to say you look like you’ve been locked in an asylum for about six years. If that is the look you are going for with your comedy tour, then it’s fucking brilliant, otherwise you look glazed over. Just a thought. Keep up the cool work.


  12. Chris Hardwick says:

    Brizon: Agreed on the content. I swore like a Deadwood prostitute when I was 14 and that was PRE-Internet. I believe the venues set the age restrictions. That one’s unfortunately outta my hands!

    Everyone else: If this Fall tour goes well (i.e., if peeps fills the seats), I’ll be able to hit all of the above-mentioned cities! If not, let’s back away slowly and never speak of it again…

  13. Brizon says:

    Why is your show for ages 18 and up? I’m 14 so it sucks for me. But my arguement is that even if it’s for content in the show, people younger than I can get in to see films with worse content.

  14. shobha k says:

    nice videos to see here

  15. damn, only if you had one where i live.

  16. jess huntley says:

    Chris –
    No Memphis?
    we don’t have a comedy club, per se, but they do book comedy shows at this place called Minglewood Hall.
    You should try to get here sometime.
    it would be awesome!

  17. Ian says:

    Come on!! Canada needs some Nerdist-love! Come to Toronto and convince some of your awesome colleagues to come too. We need more funny.

  18. Deltus says:

    Damn, if you can put on something in Toronto, or frankly anywhere in southern Ontario, I’d be on it like the stench of failure on Kevin Federline.

  19. Victor says:

    Hey chris you’ve got to be one of the funniest guys on tv. the daily show would love a ratings boost by you. Anyway i just think its too bad that Daniel Tosh steals all the videos on your show. you are a lot funnier than him.

  20. Ian says:

    Your Philadelphia date is the same day as Patton Oswalt in Red Bank, NJ. Why not just drive over there and open for him? I’m sure he won’t mind…

    Ok, see you there.

  21. Lorie Doty says:

    Boo freakin hoo. True fans will drive, even if your show is on Mars. We’ll be at the Chicago show. Five hours away. With a smile on.

  22. you could have at least smiled in the picture for the tour. lol

  23. Charlie says:

    Agh! Students only? damn. o well. Hey, this might mean a full album soon hmmm???

  24. India says:

    Yay! Atlanta! Thanks for starting here. I’ll be there!

  25. Langl says:

    Awww… Austin dissed again. Oh well, have a great tour… maybe I’ll see you at the next SXSW.

  26. eye-shuh says:

    None in Seattle? *CRIES!*

    But Seattle is so awesome!

    Damn you Portland! *shakes fist*

  27. Sara says:

    But…but…both your Kansas shows are students only! This panda is sad.
    @sarazafar (of Hogwarts SNAPS fame)

  28. MidLifeMama says:

    Tragically, the closest you seem to get to Boston is Philly. And as cute as you are, I will not go to Philly for you.

  29. SolidSnake says:

    Count me in! See you in Denver Chris!

  30. NeuroMan42 says:

    What!!! No Sarasota, or at least Tampa. I feel dirty and unloved.

  31. Logo says:

    Man i wish i had a way to chicago….i’ll find one somehow.

  32. Lisa G says:

    *sigh* New York City is such a small, isolated town. No one cool ever comes here.

  33. Tyler says:

    NO BOSTON?????!!!!!!!?????
    CAP LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Katrina says:

    looks like I’m driving from Seattle to Portland. At least there’s one in the Pacific NW, so I am happy =)

  35. Doomguy13 says:

    Oh snap. What do I want to see more in October… Paramore or Chris? Shit… well I already paid for Paramore… so he’s hoping I can afford Chris.

    (P.S. Sadly… I’m dead serious.)

  36. Meg says:

    Sweet tweet!!! Can’t wait! Wishing you were closer to NYC or Boston, but Philly was one of my second homes once so I guess I can deal. I’ve been craving cheesesteak for awhile as well. Kill two birds with one stone…or something like that. Cheers to having a fall tour, looking forward to perhaps saying hi during the tweet-up! Btw, I’m so bringing my laughy lips.