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The Indoor Kids #46: LIVE with Jonah Ray, Jordan Morris, and a Discussion About Eliza Dushku

Welcome to another live version of The Indoor Kids, where they talk about porn versions of video game titles, dreamcast their favorite video games into the movies that’ll never be made, and wallow in the worst of video game dialogue, and in which Kumail reveals an unhealthy obsession with Eliza Dushku.


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  3. Jessica-Star says:

    Can I just say, “Need for Seed” is my favourite on this thread for sounding real and funny? Day of the Testicle is also hilarious.

    I think Eliza has had some really good roles, and great moments. I know Kumail’s persuaded by her ‘charisma’ as well, but she’d still be good without it. 😉 That being said, I think Chloe’s the only proposed role that she would work well in.

  4. Jason says:

    Just a clarification… Eliza Dushku was not in Expendables. That was Charisma Carpenter. Equally as useless…

  5. Jeff says:

    Alan Wank, Bloody Rear Primal Fury, Star Wars The Force Unzipped, Need for Seed: Undercovers, Need for Seed: Shit, Muffia 2, Legend of Zelda Twinks Awalening, Legend of Zelda Majora’s Gimp Mask, Legend of Zelda Wang Wanker, Jump Her, Bang Hero, 007 Quantum of Some Ass, Guy Hunter, Tony Hawk’s ProRaper 3, Dick Central, Head Island, Head Rising, Head Space, Domefront, We Fit Plus, Enter the Matron, Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, Super Gash Brothers Melee, Assassins Seed Brotherhood, Scene It? Box Office Gash, Your Shape Thickness Evolved, Megaman XXX, Rachet and Crank Future Tools of Destruction, Rachet and Crank A Crack in Time, Feeding Frenzy, Boom Boom Rocket, Strangle Hold, Tiny Tower, Girthbound, Girth Worm Jim, Resistance fall of Manhood, Grand Theft Anus, Conker’s Bad Fur Day, Fecal Frame, Urethral Darkness, Port Hole 2, Epic Dickie, Toe Jammin’ Earl. The Following are a little on the offensive side, apologies upfront, no malice intended. Cry Sis 2, Wetback Joyride, and Aliens versus Child Predators.

  6. Josh M says:

    Am I the only one who thinks Jordan Morris sounds like David Cross? This is the second time he’s been on and everytime I think for a second “Did they get Cross?”

  7. joe brown says:

    am i the only one bothered by the fact that they have vega under the name balrog. j/k. legend of zelda: a link for her ass

  8. David Zaine Aarons says:

    Not that it really matters, but Eliza Dushku wasn’t in The Expendables. Wrong Buffy cast member, haha. It was Charisma Carpenter (Cordelia).

  9. Matt Grandis says:

    Oh, damn copy and paste … that’s supposed to be Minor 2069’er.

  10. Matt Grandis says:

    Sex McCrackwhore
    The Secretion of Monkey Rocker Island
    Day of the Testicle
    Assdick Challenge
    Pork Patrol
    Minor 2049’er
    Clitoris Rift

  11. Joshua Bryan Hammack says:

    OMG! I laughed so hard.

    Bordello Lands

    The Legend of Zelda: A Link to Her Past

  12. Ben Clarkson says:

    Oh god, thats a fun game.

    Lust 4 Dead 2
    Sagging Age:Origins
    Max Vein 2: The Balls of Max Vein
    Cumfarted 3: Drake’s Erection
    Tom Clancy’s Sphincter Smell
    Need for Seed

  13. Brandon says:

    I shouldn’t be listening to this at work. Oh god.

  14. Slippy says:

    The new Kinect game, “Sex Central” shows you all the sex moves, so you can try them and be critiqued.
    Marvel: Ultimate Orgy
    Enslaved: Odyssey to the MILF
    Kingdoms of Amulmar: Wrecking Her
    Saints Blow
    Medal of On Her
    Transformers: She-Males in Disguise
    Ninja Gay Den
    Cunt Raider
    Metal Schlong Anthology
    Dead Rising Pants
    Feets of Rage

  15. Slippy says:

    Deus Ex: Sexual Revolution
    Max Penis 3
    The Orange Box (stars a ginger)
    Super Street F#$%er 4 Hardcore Edition
    Devil May Cum
    Spermstorm (Bulletstorm)
    Resident Anal
    Super Meat Boy (do I need to elaborate?)
    Metal Dick Solid
    Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Orgasms
    Dead Space Between Her Legs

  16. robbie says:

    You’ve started something bad…

    Quadriplegic Porn Series – “Spinal Fantasy”
    Erectile Dysfunction Porn – “Broken Sword”
    Double Anal Penetration – “Pooper Smash Brothers Melee”
    Classic 64 Bukkake – “SwollenEye”

    Seriously, I cant stop now….

    “Tears of Whores”
    “Grim Fan Dan Goo” (Hilarious in Scotland)….