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The Best/Worst Tattoo I’ve Ever Seen


My best friend Mike Phirman sent this to pic to me. My previously favorite tattoo was a guy who had a full-bodied Popeye inked on his stomach and his penis was also Popeye’s. The proportions were hilarious and also what you might considerate accurate for the cartoon sailor: thick but squat. (That is, of course, until Popeye downs a can of spinach & the famous brass section riff kicks in as a warship appears on his impossibly extended shaft shortly before giving Olive a whirlwind rogering)

Back to my original point. This is my NEW favorite. This person definitely made lemonade from lemons with an otherwise abhorrent navel. From the flawless framing of the tuna-shitter right down to the “See anything you like?” look on the cat’s face, this tattoo deserves a trophy.


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  1. mysteryniggah says:

    u guys suck seriously grow up 

  2. Scrufy 1 says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *breath* hahahaahahahahahahahahaahhahahaha


  3. Rene says:

    If you look closely, the navel/cat-ass looks just like Jesus!

  4. Amanda and Donald says:

    This is the most disturbing tattoo ive ever seen. there is nothing funny about it! there are people who sexually torture animals everyday. and anyone who finds humor in this should be disgusted with yourself! end of story your a sick freak!

  5. priscilla says:

    I think that is the most disgusting and pervert tattoo than ever… did you think in the vagina after sex or in a rape to your cat????? ASQUEROSO DE MIERDA, QUE TATUAJE MAS HORRIBLE!!

  6. yui says:

    ugly navel….haha

    i want to see the popeye tattoo

  7. gringo says:

    is mine tatoo. perfect work of art, and original idea.

  8. idiota says:

    I would also prefer a link to the Popeye tattoo…that cat pic isn’t funny at all

  9. idiota says:

    I also prefer a link to the popeye pic!!! ‘*Pft at that cat pic…not funny at all…

  10. Chick says:

    Popeye – A true nerd would provide a like to the Popeye’s Cock Pic.

  11. sandman says:

    what the f… ?

  12. vfxgal says:

    That cat tattoo is freakin hilarious. Quite ingenious actually . even though I’m not at all a cat person but I still find it quite hilarious. 🙂

  13. cruz says:

    what? no link to Popeye?

  14. drs says:

    but have you seen the one where the fuys entire pqxkafe is That’s pretty bad but have you seen the one where the guys entire package is inked to look like a dragon!?!?

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  16. Maggie says:

    It’s the feline equivalent of Goatse. Feh.

  17. Jeremiah says:

    I could have gone my whole life without seeing that. It is now my goal to pretend this wont haunt me. Also thankyou for not posting the the Popeye Pic

  18. Deltus says:

    That cat has been fucking some dogs. And I mean Great Danes. Slutty cat with a very shitty ass.

  19. Holy cat shit that is fucking gross. There is NO WAY that tattoo was EVER a good idea. I think that cat needs to lick himself clean a little bit. If my cat’s ass was that stained with Shit I would toss him out on his shitty ass.

    My brain will never been the same after seeing that tattoo. Thanks for the permanent brain scar. I appreciate it.


  20. Max Sal says:

    Can we get a pic of the Popeye?

  21. Crystal says:

    Wow, that is….something. I bet if it wasn’t 3 am I could vocalize my opinion on it better.

  22. Alex says:

    OMG Thats hilarious!!!