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Star Trek Cologne

TiberiusTruthfully I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner. I’m sure it probably has the essence of treated vinyl but for anyone who wants to smell like you over-acted your way through a sea of multi-colored space vaginae, Tiberius is just for you!

Available at Entertainment Earth

Image: Jads International

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  1. jm says:

    ok, is it wrong that i recognize the symbol on the bottle as the emblem for the terran empire of the mirror universe?

  2. TheOrangeShirtKid says:

    damn, i need that and the cologne with the pi symbol on it.

  3. GeoffTate says:

    Who do I have to F# to get off of this asteroid?

  4. Rucky says:

    Set phasers to sexy!

  5. Deltus says:

    “Tiberius: it’ll turn even the staunchest Neutral Zone into a hotbed of interstellar activity and intrigue.”

  6. Rick says:

    I’m holding out for “Imzadi” for Valentine’s Day gift giving.

  7. Lisa G says:

    I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the smell of how awesome this is.

  8. Douchezero says:

    We’ve finally perfected flop sweat-bottling technology!

  9. Deltus says:

    When you absolutely, positively must nail that green bitch behind a rock…

  10. dane nelson says:

    im gonna be the envy of all in nerd club just as soon as i figure out how to buy it

  11. corwalch says:

    Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a cologne designer!

  12. tom says:

    Someone must have seen this news report: “Sights, Sounds, and Smells of a Sci-Fi Convention”

  13. Jay says:

    Bound to be the boldest thing you spray on your junk when nobody is looking. You know, just in case.