close menu

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)

I’m sure you may have enjoyed this by now as it spreads around the Internet (yes, yes–like a virus) but if you haven’t, this is bit of wonderfulness was brought to you by Joe Nicolosi at In his own words:

My friend Amanda had never seen a whole Star Wars film. When I asked her if she wanted to watch the original trilogy she said that she would, but that she already knew what happens. So I took out my voice recorder and asked her to start from the top.

I then created some very basic animation in Final Cut to go along with her narration.

Well done, Joe! I salute you and the Adult Swim show you’ll probably get from this.

Watch Tommy Wiseau's Joker Audition Tape

Watch Tommy Wiseau's Joker Audition Tape

ANNIHILATION's 'Shimmer' and Ending Explained

ANNIHILATION's 'Shimmer' and Ending Explained

Science Explains Why Your Cat Keeps Knocking Stuff Over

Science Explains Why Your Cat Keeps Knocking Stuff Over



  1. Charlotte says:

    This was sooooooooooo funny! Yep, there’s an Adult Swim show in this: “Amanda Doesn’t Go to the Movies.” Every show could be Amanda summarizing the plot of a major flick she has never seen, but knows all about, with animation. Beats the heck out of a lot of so-called “adult” animated shows I’ve seen.

  2. xShawnx479x says:

    Luke and Han are gay?? haha…
    Well I know how it would turn out if she retold Lord of the Rings. lol.

  3. mackie says:

    that isn’t a half bad retelling of star wars but i like when he showed(incorect engrish) the dark side of the moon album cover

  4. Pierre says:

    Yeah, my ass she’s never seen it before. How does someone remember LANDO?

    Although, Hans Solo was pretty funny.

  5. Richard says:

    OMG! That’s one of the funniest things I’ve EVER seen!!

  6. Jaime says:

    Hans? lolz

    This is wicked funny!

  7. Crushers Girl says:

    NOW you know why I am a Trekkie !

  8. Toby says:

    ROFL! Kudos to Amanda.
    Would be great if she could retell the story of Terminator or another major movie she hasn’t seen yet but knows by heart. Makes a great platfom for a commercial, by the way.

  9. that girl is just a retard and really who HAS NOT SEEN STAR WARS!

  10. I’m crying laughing. This is way better than the Uniporn I sent you.

  11. RandomKansas says:

    The many years that I have been watching Star Wars I never knew Han and Luke were gay, this was a real eye opener. Thank you.

  12. celo820 says:

    I saw this and it cracked me up. Even though her version is all messed up, it still shows that Star wars has become so much apart of pop culture that a person who has not seen the movies know some of the important parts even if there details of the movies are only a ”little” off. LOL She said Chewbacca is a deformed Ewok.

  13. Justin says:

    I’m not sure if her story is one of epic fail or epic win. (Probably a little of both.) Either way, it’s hilarious. Thanks for sharing – I hadn’t seen it yet!

  14. Scott says:

    That was totally awesome! Thanks so much!

  15. Lisa G says:

    Brilliant! I wish we could see Joe’s face as she’s telling the story. *snicker* “Hans.” Harrison Ford in lederhosen.

  16. Ken says:

    lmao this was hilarious.