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Stand-Up Clip: Abercrombie & Fitch

Many people who know me from their tele-o-vision sets send me tweets like, “Hey! I didn’t know you did stand-up!” Well, here is visual proof that I do the aforementioned joke telling while standing up. As with most things I do, I have laced it with filth. This is because I am really just a hairy 14-year old.

Come catch a show on the Nice Tweets Tour, which is heavily decorating my site currently.

clip courtesy of Rooftop Comedy

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  1. Franklin says:

    Come to NYC–please. Pretty please.

  2. Robert says:

    I saw your show at the Laughing Skull and loved it! Hope you come back around soon.

  3. Brandon says:

    as a homo living in LA and knowing that exact A&F store at the Grove you speak of… I almost died laughing… Can’t walk in that place either… Always had a lil crush on you Chris… now it’s just that much worse. xoxo

  4. corwalch says:

    LOVED your show in Denver, the 6:20 Saturday one. I was with my roomate, the fucking web developer. Hope you had a great time in the Mile High City!

  5. Deltus says:

    Whenever you’re near enough that I can see it *cough Toronto cough* I’m totally catching your show. Well done, sir!

  6. Eric, RN says:

    P.S. You missed a great Chiropractor Orgy!!!

  7. Eric, RN says:

    Holy crap you were awesome last nite!!! I haven’t laughed that hard in years! My face still hurts. Thank you so much for a great evening.
    Nurse Fist

  8. I would mention the “Gayer than cum on a mustache”, but I can see everyone else already did. As I have said before, hilarious stuff. I only with the show in Minneapolis wouldn’t have been canceled. I wanted to come and see your stand up routine back then.

    I agree with you about the Abercrombie and Fitch stores. I was never cool enough to really shop there, but now that I am close to cool enough to shop there, I have gone in there lately and it’s fucking weird. If you think that Abercrombie is Gay, then you should check out a store called “Structure”. That place makes Caligula blush with it’s gayed out sexy shredded plastic models threatening you with their good looks as you walk around looking at male underwear with unusually large bulges forcing the fabric to the near breaking point. All the while thinking, “There’s no fucking way my tiny breakfast sausage is going to make these underwear look good.”

    Did I just type that? Oh forget it. You are awesome dude. Great stand up. If you ever come to Minneapolis I need to know, so I can get tickets for the show.


  9. Ryan says:

    Oh yes, this stuff I love! Gimme more, now, you hilarious tool of entertainment. “Gayer than cum on a mustache”. Forgive me as I implement this at least once in my lifetime. I promise to give you props for it.

  10. Marie says:

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Absolutely amazing.

  11. Mary says:

    If *ever* an area were crying out for your particular brand of sunshine, it would be Seattle during rainy season. No love for the Washington, People-Who-Pull-the-Tweet-Tour-Date-Strings? (if you tell me I missed you already, I’ll cry copious tears. But no one will notice because I’ll be getting pissed on with tears from the sky! Yay!) p.s. ever notice that’s just about the only context for that particular word? ‘copious + tears’. Personally never heard it anywhere else. Huh.
    Alright, I respectfully leave the humor to you.…get here, mkay? Until then I will resign myself to being one of your bajillion followers on Twitter and watching Web Soup (which should really be on daily) And thank you for not letting me be the only one who says ‘Huzzah’ and ‘Welp.’ (this concludes the ego-stroking portion of my book here. Sorry.) K thx bai 😛

  12. Baxtizzle says:

    Fucking hilarious! Now I HAVE to catch your show!

  13. shaun says:

    fucking awesome chris. can’t wait to see your show in austin!

  14. Brigitte says:

    I knew you did stand-up but I had never seen it. Depressing, I know.
    I shop at A&F but I hate walking in that store. I feel like I’m back in High School in a room filled with only the slut & douche brigades… minus myself of course.

  15. Shawn says:

    I was only mildly annoyed that you weren’t coming to NYC but now you’re taunting us? Honestly, is it just hard to find a flight out here or something?

    Damn it!

  16. Glen says:

    Great, thank you sooo much for stopping by SF on your wonderful tour! Douche! What gives? It’s not like we won’t get your shtick. Your gay jokes are right up our……Anyway, new booking manager and you better make up for this soon!

  17. Michael says:

    So, can’t wait until tomorrow night in Denver!

  18. RadNerd says:

    You’re a funny dude, right up their with Louis C.K. in my opinion.

  19. William says:

    You are totally one of my favorite comedians out there…I wish I could go and see one of your shows but unfortunately they are a little too far way from where I live.

  20. Kristin says:

    So funny…especially since I worked there back in the day. It is probably good that you don’t shop there anymore. Once you hit 22 you are definitely TOFA. Love your tweets as well.

  21. Jessica says:

    Wish you were stopping in NYC on your tour!

  22. Thea says:

    “Gayer than cum on a moustache.” … I have a newfound respect for you. Thank you for touching on the douche cavern that is A&F.

  23. Alex says:

    Awesome, going to go see you in DC in November.

  24. Stephen Bailey says:

    Chris I have to say as a homosexual male I was completely filled with utter warmth and happiness when you started speaking of all the fluffy gay things that I love…. Not into the coke on the ass of a mannequin but hey to each they own. Anyways whenever you come back to the near parts of South Carolina I will come see you live. Hit me up on twitter Darkonus87.

  25. I was wondering if we’d see clips from your stand-up! Funny stuff!