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SPIDER-MAN and THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS Merge to Form Unholy Action Figures

What’s this? A bunch of action figures. What’s this? Peter Parker and his fellow Spider-Men. What’s this? The Pumpkin King and all his friends. What’s this? We’re combining all of them to celebrate our favorite holiday, in a Halloween-inspired meeting of Spider-Man and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

What’s this? It’s a Toy Smash!

We’re back with an all new collectibles crossover, featuring two of our favorite characters ever. We wanted to see what happens when Marvel’s most famous creepy crawler meets the creepiest spook of them all, Jack Skellington. Together they form all new toy that shows us what it would have looked like if Jack decided that instead of taking over Christmas this year he set out to rule the Spider-Verse.

We didn’t stop the smashing with the Pumpkin King and Peter Parker; we brought the rest of Halloween Town to the Spider-Verse too. We stitched together Gwen Stacy and Sally, and discovered what Zero would be worth if he was combined with Spider-Ham. Unfortunately we went too far this time, because one smash produced maybe the most frightening toy ever conceived.

If they released a line of Jack Skellington-as-Avengers toys we would buy every single one of them, but if they ever released that Jack Skellingspider WE WOULD BURN IT WITH FIRE. That’s the only way to be sure that unholy abomination would never come to life and eat our faces.

Which members of the Spider-verse would you smash with denizens of Halloween Town? Tell us in the comments section below.

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