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SF Man Looking For Nemesis

Ah, the Internet. Remember the old days when you had to earn a nemesis by wronging someone or their family or AT LEAST by discovering someone whose value system was in diametrical opposition to your own? A May posting on Craigslist has some lazy bastard trying to circumvent the cat and mouse courting process of the archenemy. Still, if you live in the Bay area and are looking for a chance to unleash the evil that lurks within us all, this is your guy.

"…I’m willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over
the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my
coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionally

whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing.
"

Via [Cragislist]

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Comments

  1. Beth. says:

    Yea, really GL! I wonder if he wouldn’t mind a Cellular Arch Nemesis. For 350 bucks? I would text the shit out of that man…

  2. Giggleloop says:

    Too bad I’m not in the Bay Area… I wonder if he would go for some long-distance nemesisery?

  3. The Nerdist says:

    I know, right?

  4. Steve says:

    Seriously the most random thing I’ve ever heard.
    This needs a follow-up.