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"Rapey Turtles"

Now, I realize that putting an ad for my own show on my site is slightly too much self-promotion, but I genuinely love this ad. I don’t know who made it or when it went live on the Webs but I fully applaud any piece of promotional material that utilizes the term “rapey turtles.”

Well done, person at G4.

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  1. hoodrat says:

    I love your new show. Oh, and my dad works for your dad!

  2. Bri says:

    I just want you to know, Mr. Chris Hardwick, that this last Sunday’s “Things You Can’t Un-See”, the one with the guy eating pubic hair, has scared me for life. I keep gargling and trying to rinse my mouth of the awful possibilities that come with eating pubic hair, and I don’t think I’ll ever be the same.

    So… thanks for that. Other than my doomed mental state, I really like the new show.


  3. im still afraid of that turtle.

  4. Deltus says:

    ? It’s not too much promotion. And that ad is hilarious! Who doesn’t love a good nut shot with nunchuks vid?

  5. Thea says:

    Pretty epic. Epic enough that I felt compelled to comment. I’m not sure if I have ever heard rape in the verb(?)/adjective(?) sense, but I fully approve and am going to start sprinkling it generously throughout all of my conversations.

  6. Ramon says:

    is something very calming about the audio and Chris Hardwick at the end.

  7. yas! says:

    nice. thats what i call.. classy.

    someone give that intern a paycheck.

  8. Spaghetti Jesus says:

    “Rapey Turtles” is my favorite indie band. And my all time favorite type of reptile.

  9. ian says:

    short and sweet . greatness!! i think you could do more with it maybe make it longer but it’s still awe-some. yeah

  10. will says:

    theres no such thing as self-promotion!

  11. Natesac says:

    Sooooooo good.

  12. dlew says:

    excellent promo

  13. Jeremiah says:

    grrrreat ad!

    I forgot all about that “douchey guys” video, and now I can’t find it! Have a link to it?

  14. Rudy says:

    sweet. really effective.

  15. Rita Long says:

    I didn’t know turtles rolled like that.

  16. Sean says:

    The music makes it sound like one of those commercials for an animal shelter. Case in point,

    Your welcome.

  17. I’m not normally a fan of anything “rapey” … but you’re making me reconsider.

  18. Thelist says:

    You’re welcome, world.

  19. Patti says:

    haha, awesome! Rapey turtles ftw!

  20. mynanasapplepieisbetterthenyours says:

    Applause for the editor.

  21. Ian Muir says:

    That was wonderful. I laughed, I cried, I humped my own shoe.

  22. Deon says:

    Now that’s hilarious. Especially the sad music. . .

  23. Steve says:

    It’s been on TV for at least 2 weeks now. FYI.

  24. RadNerd says:

    bravo interns.