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Playlist: Black Metal Is The Only Logical Soundtrack For Black Friday

Playlist: Black Metal Is The Only Logical Soundtrack For Black Friday

It’s Black Friday which means its time to absolve yourself of all religious and moral obligations, slather your face with corpse paint, put on some spiked arm bands, and head to Costco for some CrAaAaAzy deals! Bodily harm? Worth it, dude! As long as you can get that 60″ flatscreen and a lifetime supply of Gold Bond for slightly less than wholesale.

What better way to channel the dark abyss of consumerism that is Black Friday than with a whole playlist of adrenaline churning Black Metal, the only music that department stores should be allowed to blast through their display speakers in the electronics section. Is it the day after Thanksgiving or the end of the world? With this Black Metal playlist (featuring fan favorites Gorgoroth, Burzum, and Mayhem), it can be both!

And if you decided to stay home? Fret not. You can blast this playlist full volume, let your soul become the eerie dark color of a NyQuil tablet, and find some great deals online! Its not the same as actually struggling against other living humans to get that marked down product you desire, but it is a close approximation.

Hunting for any good deals today? Let us know if this playlist helped you become a cold, efficient shopper while you are out there among the swarms!

Also if anyone wants to conduct a seance for Circuit City, let me know in the comments below.

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Comments

  1. boB says:

    best Nerdist playlist ever!

  2. Jesse says:

    Maybe not a seance, but an exorcism… I figure if you can do it at Starbucks, why not at Circuit City? 

  3. chuckie s says:

    Come to the sabbath come to the sabbath come to the sabbath, Satans there!