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Onion News Network: Vh1 Slut-Spill

I am still laughing at this.

PS – Boobs!!! NSFW!!!

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Comments

  1. Paul says:

    FYI Chris- the NSWF warning always makes me want to click on something that much more, as the only available rush during the work day might very well be trying to click it without being noticed by coworkers. I don’t care what kind of NSWFiness it is, I just can’t help myself now, my reputation be damned! This says a lot about my job.

  2. Scott says:

    They need to post a “Slippery When Wet” sign immediately before someone gets hurt!

  3. Jason says:

    Hey Chris! I was watching an old conan interview…he gives you a shoutout at 5:56
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSHbUlxenU&feature=related

  4. William Myers says:

    OMG its a slut outbreak!!! protect the kids and virgins!!

  5. Aaron says:

    Bret Michael’s should keep his hoes on a leash

  6. Barny-Boo says:

    Other jokes I meant to use in my post: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Chlamydia, Low-Ho, Wore-No-More.

  7. Deltus says:

    “…and don’t fuck any of those sluts while you’re there.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  8. Barny-Boo says:

    No, VH1 never will go for Slut Lite or the recently commercially available I Can’t Believe It’s Not Slut. Unless of course they follow through with that proposed show “Whore in Church” when they’d be going for the reformer type anyway.

  9. TriXi Turner says:

    That was excellent, especially 1st thing in the morning, gave me a pretty good laugh! Do you plan on coming to DETROIT at all??

  10. Mike Pooposterous says:

    That’s hilarious. I loved the hazmat guy leading away one slut with a grab-pole. The ‘containment procedure’ was an especially nice touch.

  11. Shiri says:

    HAHA the guy in the yellow hazmat suit trying to corral in the sluts! lolz!

  12. Glass says:

    At this point, network and cable news will never win me over unless nudity is incorporated, when appropriate, of course.

  13. Elisa says:

    Hilarious! That’s not Olivia Munn as the “Acceptable” slut, is it?! XD

  14. inthenow55 says:

    NSFW – Also known as “Now Show Friends and Workmates,” on Urban Dictionary. LOL

    From the clip, “Don’t fuck any of those sluts.” ROFLOL

  15. David says:

    i loved this vid lol it really makes u think of what would happen if something like that happened near u