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Comments

  1. Steven Del Rizzo says:

    shared and double shared 🙂

  2. itchy bites says:

    Loving this video. “I am just some fucking guy” LOL

  3. Ero_Sennin says:

    I love The Onion. Thats an old video though lol.

  4. Keely says:

    HAHHHAHAHA thats awesome!

  5. I am Chris Hardwick's son says:

    OH! НАСТОЛЬКО НАСТОЛЬКО СМЕШНО

  6. Amerah says:

    Haha awesome.

  7. nick[yeah] says:

    The Onion just happens to be america’s best news source… and here in Wisconsin, it “just happens” to be free. Ahhh, Free Onion, and the world’s best Beer and Cheeses…. life is good.

  8. Im Just Some Fucking Guy says:

    … that is all.

  9. stubby says:

    Good stuffs. This is right up there with the sploogetastic “Victim in fatal car accident tragically not Glenn Beck” bit.

  10. Ashleigh says:

    That was amazing.
    “I’m just some fucking guy.” was the best

  11. Chase Roper says:

    I think this clip might actually trump all previous news parody clips ever made. If not in hilarity, then just in the sheer genius of speaking to the core issue of absurdity that is all news programs.

  12. Amrehlu says:

    That was freaking fantastic, it was like how I always hear the news, but this time I didn’t have to filter it in my mind.

  13. Deltus says:

    Sweet Zombie Jesus, that’s funny! Especially so, though, because it’s so true. The Onion really serves up the sarcasm well.