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New Web Soup Tonight @ 8p ET on G4!

Look, when you have sexy melon heads running around your set, things are going to happen. To envision what melon head sex is like, imagine thrusting yourself into a densely pack fruit salad fresh out of the fridge. Their body temperatures are a lot lower than ours.

In any event, watch Web Soup tonight immediately following Attack of the Show to see the return of the Melon Heads and the return on the melons, Miss Sara Jean Underwood. (I’m sorry Sara. I know that’s rude but I just couldn’t let that joke slip by!!! Me=jerk)

Web Souuuuuuuuuuuuup!

PS – I sure seem to be getting naked a lot lately. WTF is up with that???

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  1. franklin says:

    Clothing optional? No complaints here!

  2. Sam says:

    You should get naked more often. Srsly.

  3. Jung says:

    This makes me uncomfortable.. i don’t associate you with sex.

  4. crnerd says:

    Feel free to do this more often!

  5. Ero_Sennin says:

    I love the awkward second hug lean in when Sara was walking off. I felt bad for you lolz.

  6. todd says:

    Mr. Hardwick, you are one fine piece of nerd.

  7. corwalch says:

    Damn dude, you have some nice 5 o’clock shadow action going on there. The more nudity the better. You show the world that nerds are hella sexy!

  8. Deltus says:

    Rude, perhaps, but true. Sara does have very nice melons. Could we see more of her, please? Perhaps a reporter role for Web Soup? Sara = ratings.

  9. John says:

    Yeah, you are nekkid more often these days, Hardwick, you prick tease you! 😀

  10. Emilie says:

    Fantastically creepy and wonderful! Hail to the Nerds!

  11. smartbunny says:


  12. Amy says:

    It’s okay, I thoroughly enjoy seeing you all nakie like. 😀

  13. Louis Flores says:

    if it helps any, you look like Callum Blue….

  14. That could be the sickest thing you have ever written on this site and I couldn’t be happier. At least someone else is willing to speak out on sex with melons. I find if you place them in the microwave for a few minutes beforehand, it’s far less of a cold shock to the crank upon insertion.

    I think you just like taking your shirt off for some reason. I suggest getting some sun at some point if you plan on continuing this trend.


  15. Jen says:

    You are perfectly welcome to stay naked, in my opinion…

  16. Randy says:

    I don’t really have a problem with the nudity, but if you feel the need to disrobe you should at least have the Mr. Spriggs theme playing in the background.

  17. james says:

    so so hot! you have awesome t-shirts but i like this one best.

  18. Jesus says:

    Ha nice

  19. DFLamont says:

    You’ve got a McConaghey thing going on. Or the guy on Trailer Park boys who never wears a shirt. You could make it a “thing” for you.

    Also, there is an ancient (alleged) proverb:
    Women for children
    Boys for pleasure
    Melons for delight.

  20. christian says:

    how much did you pay that watermelon chick for an hour?

  21. algonacchick says:

    Don’t ever doubt that people like your naked, or even near nakedness. I say, go for it as often as you’d like! I won’t complain.

  22. Chasetopher says:

    Chris! You’re already pretty fuckin’ cool, but adding the gratuitous shirtless shots make you pretty hott! With 2 T’s.

  23. You say you’ve been getting naked a lot lately…

    i say you haven’t been naked enough. ALL NUDE WEBSOUP! Nerds gone willlld!

  24. Nando says:

    Nudity is always funny…unless it’s from a nasty person, then it’s gross…and unless it’s from a hot person, then it’s sexy… What was my point again?

  25. Laura B. says:

    Never thought I’d be jealous of a melon 😉

  26. jerry cusick says:

    Huh, Which one’s You?


  27. Ruger_SR9_ says:

    I see a lil 3 way action or is mr.melon with a female human in background making it a 4 way.

  28. nick says:

    I like how the strategically placed thumb is covering up your nipple

  29. Dana W. says:

    feeling twitterpated?

  30. charly tx says:

    hahahah, you´re superhot
    the melon fell in love with you 😉

  31. MingBeard says:

    I hope she’s seedless. Otherwise, that is some sex spitting i dont care to see.

  32. Aaron MK says:

    He’s in the wrong biz, Look how artfully he shielded his left nipple from the camera’s glare. I think he’s ready to put the soft back in core.

  33. maggie t. says:

    I don’t know why you keep getting naked… but come on, who’s complaining?

  34. Erin says:

    What the heck melon gang sign is she flashing?

  35. D says:

    Woo! Melonheads and melons!

    As for nakey pics… if you got it, flaunt it, right?

    Side note: kudos for the mobile format… least aggravating site for a mobile device I’ve ever encountered

  36. Jill Himitsu says:

    That’s okay, we enjoy The Naked Nerdist. 🙂

  37. Cat says:

    That is one lucky melon.

    “WTF is up with that?” YOU’RE HOT! That’s what’s up with that!

  38. marissa says:


    But you know…she’s kinda cute whatsoever!