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New GAME OF THRONES Teaser Previews Yet Another Royal Wedding

It’s time for the good and happy king of Westeros, the highly beloved and truly earned leader, Joffrey Baratheon, to be wed. And that wedding to Margaery Tyrell will be the central focus, it seems, of Sunday night’s new episode of Game of Thrones. Sure, we’ll also finally get to see Bran get back to his warg-y ways — he was noticeably absent in the premiere — still on the hunt for the three-eyed raven calling out to him in his dreams. But really, it’s all about that wedded bliss.

Unless you’re on team Stannis, in which case you probably don’t care so much about giant pies and party favors. No, no, for those with an alliance to the Dragonstone-based king, “There’s only one hell, the one we live in now.” Man, that Melisandre is ever the optimist, isn’t she? Snowy bonfire and the veritable cheer captain Stannis Baratheon aside, Sunday night’s episode looks to be one of celebration. And since this is Game of Thrones, we all know what that means.

If you were a guest at the Joffrey-Margaery nuptials, what would you bring as a gift? (I’d probably bring poison or a mallet but that’s because I want to win the fantasy fantasy league.) Let us know in the comments!

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Comments

  1. sorkaem says:

    Why is Joffrey applauding Joffrey in the back?

  2. Mike d says:

    So soon ? Game changer.

  3. Cpt. Ovious says:

    LOL, Sansa already got a ride. ; )

  4. Dani says:

    I’d bring Margaery a getaway car. Sansa can ride shotgun.

  5. Ahron says:

    I’d bring a couple of dog-riding dwarves.

  6. MissPepper says:

    I’d bring a pretty hair-net to wear. Or for someone else to wear.

  7. JANET KING says:

    I would bring THE HOUND and let him do what he said in last season

  8. Zed says:

    I have been waiting for this since the fracking show started! ON WITH THE WEDDING!!!

  9. Sara says:

    I’d bring a cyanide pill for myself. There’s no way I’d be able to sit in a room with that many crazy assholes and not want to kill myself.

  10. hmhmhm says:

    poison?! how original…

  11. jsb says:

    Holy shit you need to remove that 2nd to last line… Unless you really don’t know….?