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Episode 327: Nerdist Podcast
Nick Kroll Returns!
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Nerdist Podcast: Nick Kroll Returns!

Nick Kroll returns to the Nerdist podcast! He sits down with Chris and Matt to talk about which character from Karate Kid they relate to the most, his different characters, and his new show Kroll Show!

Watch Kroll Show Wednesdays at 10:30 pm on Comedy Central!

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  2. jason says:

    sorry to tell nick but the chicken and waffles chips are the worst thing ever its just tasting salty syrup

  3. specswiz says:

    Those duck dynasty guys live here in Monroe, LA. From what I understand they built it from the ground up, I don’t really know why, but it seems that a bunch of people in Louisiana got reality shows.

  4. mikej says:

    reddits Ask Me Anything section.

  5. Cinque says:

    What the hell’s an AMA?

  6. jooooooz says:

    Shut the fuck up dude, The notebook is flawed but awesome

  7. Joshua says:

    Of course Jonah is gone for the perfect appearance of his “Can you cum in that?” character. He needs to play Bond in the American versions.

  8. Maria says:

    This episode was especially funny!!! Be sure to have Nick Kroll back on more often! On an unrelated note, I enjoy the laughter of Kyle in the background of the shows, his laugh just kills me.

  9. MIchelle says:

    Sooooo…Matt, thats when you came into the TV Guide?
    or was that another day?
    Whitest Kids You Know did this bit on a cum rag….

  10. Meg says:

    I, too, am a fan of Miss Vicki’s Jalapeno flavored chips. That’s not all I got out of this podcast, but I felt the need to defend them.

  11. Juliet says:

    Jalapeno kettles are delicious! Second, only to salt and vinegar.

  12. PrinceLightfoot says:

    For Kroll’s Amazon wishlist, I submit “Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes.”

  13. Snagglepuss says:

    How the fuck did I not know Gary Coleman was dead? For 3 years even?

  14. s1yfox says:

    I have to say I really CAME to enjoy this podcast! Really need to tear into a bag of chicken and waffles flavored chips

  15. Kevin says:

    I was listening to this episode while driving. When Nick said “just shove a fan into a gorilla’s back,” I peed a little. Great episode!

  16. GuanoLad says:

    This was a great podcast. I liked that it didn’t delve into personal history too much, because it was a revisit so would be covering old ground. Chatting about current events and trivia made it seem like a Hostful but with a new point of view. Please do more like this with returning guests!

  17. I think Anne does have a bit Lisa Simpson in her. There is a reason her fans still refer to her Queen of Genovia. She’s just has her air about her that says, faintly, “I love you all, but I’m better than you.” However, she is in no way a bitch. I’ve NEVER heard a single story of her being mean in anyway. She’s a vocal supporter of gay rights. She replied to a male “reporter” for an entertainment show asking about the Catwoman fitness plan with “Why? Are you trying to fit into a catsuit?” (Okay. So ONE instance of her being a bitch. But, in my opinion, it was justified.) For Les Mis, she had to drop 25 pounds to play dying Fantine. Every time she’s asked about it, she will not say what she did and says her methods were life-threatening (“I didn’t do it to look pretty. I did to look like I was dying.) and doesn’t want to glamoroize it in anyway whatsoever, because she knows she’s a role-model and she takes that seriously.

    I agree with Nick. She has a great personality, she has a great sense of humor, I’ve heard nothing but good things about her, but she just has this slight air about her that makes her a bit unrelatable.

  18. Jenertia says:

    Here you are, darlings:

    Mitchell and Webb – Lindon Trees Smell of Cum

  19. John in Ohio says:

    Matt, I’m surprised you didn’t mention the best “agency-provided receptacle” bar none: Miss Moneypenny! I love you Naomie! (yes, I know they didn’t go there according to canon). One of the best episodes ever. Thanks, guys. #ScarySpice4me

  20. Anon says:

    While we’re talking about our most embarrassing moments (with many of them being related to masturbation), I’m going to tell you guys mine, which I’ve never told anyone. I once ejaculated on a cat. Like, a feline. Of course I don’t need to tell you that I’m not proud of that.

  21. JetpackBlues says:

    You know the whole thing about people crying “SPOILERS!!!!111ELEVENTY” that just singes my taint? The bratty, 6 year old way it’s often said.

    “Little one, Santa Claus is just your mother and I spending every hard earned dollar we make, that doesn’t go to sheltering, clothing and stuffing food into your noise tube, to spoil your sorry ungrateful ass.”

    “Uh, dad, SPOILERR!”

    You can tell me EVERYTHING about a movie or show I’ve never seen. No matter how new or dated it is. You know why? Because until I see it unfold before my eyes, your second-hand recounting doesn’t amount to squat.

    Not that your version of, and excitement over (or lack thereof), what you saw isn’t enough to clue me in, it just doesn’t ruin anything. Listening to you blather about it isn’t as earth-shattering as experiencing it for myself and drawing my own conclusions. And I’ll bookmark and footnote your point of view as I watch.

    Plus, if I’m going to drop an asinine amount of monies on a summer blockbuster, I’d rather walk into it with my eyes open and with a pre-conceived want to enjoy it. Spoilers help with that.

    *jumps off soapbox*

  22. Darren says:

    I’d love it if Chris could make all Nerdist podcasts a spoiler zone, with a zero tolerance for spoiler alerts or those who ask for them.

    I’m so tired of someone on a podcast having seen a film or TV show and feeling as though they have to hold back because someone might not like it. In my opinion, as soon as a show/film has aired anywhere it’s expected to be discussed freely.

    It takes away from the conversational, relaxed vibe of podcasts when the audience has that much influence.

  23. Shannon says:

    There is a cum cookbook. I only know because someone posted it on a message board telling me in response to “What awesome meal should I make tonight. Inspire me.”

    BAM. Semen cookbook.


  24. Chops says:

    Best part/Worst part about this episode….trying not to laugh out loud at work so that I don’t get asked:

    Supervisor- “What’s so funny?”
    Me- “Not Cum jokes!”

  25. Ben says:

    Love it when they talk about people being jerks on social media. It’s fascinating to me, too. Whenever people go out of their way to insult me on my YouTube videos, I post the same reply: “I apologize that my attempt at entertaining people impacted your life in such a negative way. Hopefully, being mean on the Internet helped get things back on track.”

  26. Steve-o says:

    First off, really funny episode guys.

    Second, MEGA SPOILER ALERT with the Skyfall/M situation!?! I guess I should have seen the movie already but damn it Kroll… damn. it.

    But seriously the rest of this episode was great.

  27. WM says:

    Chris: Do you hyphenate “dick neck” or is it just one word?

  28. Vanessa says:


    *sound made to express extreme delight and appreciation for a particularly delicious food. Acceptable substitute for OM NOM NOM.

  29. judy says:

    Unfortunately Taylor Swfit is not 19, shes 23 and she acts the way she does :/

  30. JetpackBlues says:

    @Bond, James Bond: I foresee a wonderful, but short career as a porn pardoy title writer in your future.

    I would offer up OctomomPussy, but the thought of that just gives me douche chills….

  31. ThisGuyRightHere says:

    Jizz and Let Cry
    Cum Another Day (Inspired by Nick’s story)
    The Man with the Golden Dong
    Between Her Thighs Only

  32. I haven’t listened to the episode yet. But, judging from these comments, I’m excited. But, also, a bit terrified.

  33. Richard Sagastume says:

    He’s not Nick Offerman! Where’s Nick Offerman. This guy’s great tho. I still want a Nick Offerman podcast tho…..

  34. Bond, James Bond says:


    Rock ‘yo Pussy
    On Her Vagesty’s Secret Cervix

  35. Bond, James Bond says:

    License to Drill
    You only Jizz Twice
    Hymens Aren’t Forver

  36. Rich Altacho says:

    A few titles for a more American Bond film
    1) From Russia with Cum
    2) Thunderballs
    3) Sploosh! right in the Goldeneye

  37. Beaucifer says:

    Hi Chris,

    Long time listener, occasional commenter. I just want to let you know… I’m the one that eats the Jalapeño potato chips. I love ‘em.

  38. Ashy G says:

    Thank you for bringing up cum trees!!! The parking lot of the office where I work is FULL of them! Every year when they bloom, and I go to leave work you get a feeling like every one in the parking lot is darting eyes at each other and feeling awkward!

  39. not ed says:

    its not hard so how can you spell “p”

  40. JetpackBlues says:

    It IS uncanny how Ralph Macchio “looks like a slightly underslept 28 year old” at 51. Last time I saw him “on screen” was like 5 or 6 years ago at the end of the “No More Kings” video “Sweep the Leg.”

    Eight is Enough should have been the show the Duggar family was forced to watch. And Benjamin Button used as a verb? Awesome.

    I so want a bag of Route 11 Mamma Zuma’s Revenge habanero chips right now….

  41. Chris Hardwick says:

    He does, but if you want to get rid of him you have to trick him into spelling out his name with his own ejaculate. Even if he WANTED to, he only ever has enough to make it to the “p”.

  42. Michael says:

    you know who spins white gold? Cum-plestiltskin….

    Great show episode.