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My New Girlfriend


Just like the plot of Tadpoles!

Ok well not really but this was the only person I asked to take a picture with at Comic-con. This was mere MINUTES after we did the Paul panel together in Hall H, which itself was a mere minutes after the infamous mechanical pencil face-stabbing incident.

You stab the face of my heart, Sigourney!

photo credit: Albert L. Ortega

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  1. deb says:

    Wow! QUITE a duo–I am truly not sure which party I should be envying more here…!

  2. Jung says:

    Sigourney is still smoking hot.

  3. Chris Hardwick says:

    During the 1st Roosevelt’s term in office.

  4. Magnoliafan says:

    F me! When the hell did you get so old Chris?

  5. Dan says:

    Hang on to her, as a nerd you can’t possibly do any better.

  6. Fidel Castro says:

    I’d tap that.

  7. NeuroMan42 says:

    She is in the Alpha spot because… YOU are her bitch.

  8. Chris Hardwick says:

    I wanted it to be an awkward prom pose, and since she’s taller I put her in the alpha spot.

  9. Am i the only one who thinks this is kind of a strange pose for this kind of picture? It’s like you were all “Can I get a picture with you?….but I have to have my back to you in the picture.”

  10. Freddie says:

    Why are you clutching your peepee?

  11. Matt N. says:

    Oh, snap! Kevin P’s going to be pissed! I wonder if he’s found out yet…

  12. Jaron says:

    Great panel hosting, Paul Hardwick!

  13. matthew says:

    i like that your index finger is, like, “check THAT out!”.

  14. Cobalt says:

    “You stab the face of my heart” is so romantic!

  15. Christian says:

    Were you hiding your boner? Don’t worry, totally makes sense!

  16. Lisa G says:

    There’s also some lovely art direction and color coordination going on in that photo, in addition to the more esoteric awesomeness.

  17. Rhogart says:

    My sister saw her at the wrap party to ‘the Village,’ told me she couldn’t dance. Nice person, though. Gotta wonder how her meatloaf is, however…

  18. SW says:

    Hmmm, I thought Sigourney was taller?

  19. MAXimiliano says:

    You should go on a double date with Kevin Pereira & Susan Sarandon.

  20. Jason says:

    I like how she held on to her name plate, just in case she needed to prove her identity later.

  21. EradEcator says:

    you could do better imo.

  22. John Lewis says:

    Chris is to Sigourney as Jonesy is to Ripley. ๐Ÿ™‚

  23. Mimsy says:

    I don’t know if you are ready for that jelly.

  24. Frank0127 says:

    Am I the only one who still thinks Sigourney Weaver is a sex goddess, even at 60?

  25. Luanne says:

    Cute prom photo!

  26. Dave says:

    I’d so watch a movie with both of you in it. Make it happen.

  27. Dan says:

    @ Melanie: He’s holding back a chubby!

  28. Melanie says:

    Nice. But get your fingers out of your fly. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  29. Boots33 says:

    Get away from her, you B*TCH!

  30. Patti says:

    Nice photo! Sigourney looks great! *I don’t have to tell you, but you do, too* ๐Ÿ˜‰

  31. I can see your that guy who paused the VCR at the beginning of Alien when she was walking around in her panties. =-D

  32. Jennifer says:

    Where’s her other hand? Do we want to know?

  33. You two actually make a cute couple so I approve of this, lol.

  34. Rob says:

    Nice to see she’s the big spoon.

  35. Dan says:

    111% JEALOUS!