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Marry, F**k, Kill: Bob Saget, John Stamos, Cloris Leachman

…a question handed down from the ancients, except they played it with Aristotle, figs, and the Oracle at Delphi. As American fundamentalist culture has taught us, bad language is the WORST thing you can do, aside from being naked (if babies could swear during birth—and they WOULD—this would Satan’s world and his pee would be our rain). I bring this up because this video has not been bleeped and is the Nagasaki of F-Bombs. If your sensitivity rating is “Clitoris,” you might want to not watch this. Why, the very presentation of the last sentence and its sliding clitoral scale would be enough to send you into an emotional, letter writing tailspin.

In any case, you have been duly warned:

Roast of Bob Saget
Uncensored – Blue Carpet – Marry, F**k, Kill
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Comments

  1. Alan says:

    I’d have to marry Susie Essman because the very SECOND she appears on CURB I start laughing (like the crying, hard time breathing laughing). Something about her/her character on the show makes me loose it. I’d totally bang Stamos though he’s technically not my type and Kill everyone at that roast. Great job hosting by the way – you are my hosting hero Chris; that was tricky since you are with all comedians and you yourself a comedian so you had to walk a tightrope to make it about them, let them be funny but set the stage and also be funny along with them- well done!

  2. Lisa says:

    You and The ‘Mos touching each other!?! And Scott Bakula dropping the F-bomb!?! My libido just exploded.

  3. Dolores says:

    hahah..that was great 😀

  4. chrisallen says:

    now THAT was pure gold.

    “i’d fuck me… kill saget… what do i have to do with leachman?”
    “at that point it doesn’t matter…”

    haha! great editing too

  5. Rudy says:

    Wow…I shouldn’t have tempted fate and been eating cereal while I watched.

    Cat in the sack, lmao.

  6. John says:

    Wow… I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time great work Chris, really awesome.