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Loser!

I’m not a fan of reality TV, but you don’t have to be a fan to enjoy MTV’s compilation of reality TV show elimination lines:

Yeah, “You’re fired” is in there. So are “Sashay away,” “Your show has been canceled.” “You’re chopped,” and, of course, “You are the weakest link.  Goodbye!” Personally, I would prefer a show where losers are literally given the old vaudeville-style hook. There’s nothing more fitting than someone unwillingly being dragged off a stage, is there?

HT: BuzzFeed

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Comments

  1. Wadly says:

    You’re not right for our band, INXS was always my favorite but the Pussycat dolls “You’re boa please” is up there too.

  2. Kim says:

    WHAT?? No “See you later, decorator?” THAT’S THE BEST ONE!

    Poor Top Design, didn’t get “we can’t LIVE with your design” in there either.

  3. Amanda says:

    My favorite is absolutely “Sashay Away…” I should use that on a daily basis.
    In other news, What?! WHAT?!?!
    DAVID TENNANT?! *swoon*

  4. GuanoLad says:

    I think the most humiliating one is “Sorry, we’re unable to offer this video to users in your region.”

  5. TheLoverly says:

    The hook thing would be even more awesome if it involved a slide whistle being played.

  6. Thomas says:

    @Dennis: Yes, that Tennant bit was quite a “wait, what?” moment. Or, more precisely, “what? what!? WHAT!?”

  7. Dennis says:

    how amazing is it that the last elimination on that was david tennant. i guess the doctor wasn’t clever enough.

    of course you still have to like the mark walberg show roulette, where you were dropped through a trap door when you lost.

  8. Wade says:

    That’s pretty awesome. I thought it was funny when Barney on How I Met Your Mother had his own reality show catchphrase medley like 6 months ago.

    http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/popwrap/barney_reality_round_up_thfbrKtCJePRcYc16aaYMP