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LASER TEEN FORCE

Hey, guess what? Lasers DO burn skin! That’s great news for kids who want to painfully alter the appearance of their flesh but feel tattoos are for squares like their parents. Besides, when you’re elderly and your tattoo-covered body resembles old gym equipment you’ll wish you had seared it instead of dying it. Perhaps this will even inspire a future generation of cutters to utilize the laser which, after all, is just a knife made of light.

Please enjoy this enlightening video of technologically advanced teenage douchery:

Via [Engadget]

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Comments

  1. Anna says:

    I’m just amazed that they were able to keep from wincing and jerking throughout that awful, awful process… Then they would have had an embarrassing series of bubbly lines and dashes on their skin.

  2. Scott says:

    Laser etching is cool on a laptop. Anyone who does it on their hand needs help. Douchery indeed.