close menu

Jet Packs 4 Sale! Gitchyer Jet Packs!

A plucky New Zealand manufacturer is about to start selling jet packs to people for $75,000. So far no license is required and they can propel humans up to a mile in the air at 60 mph.

Statisticians expect millionaire playboy deaths to go up 112%.

via GOOD Blog


ANNIHILATION's 'Shimmer' and Ending Explained

ANNIHILATION's 'Shimmer' and Ending Explained

Meltdown Comics, an LA Landmark, to Close After 25 Years

Meltdown Comics, an LA Landmark, to Close After 25 Years

Who Is the Secret Cameo in DEADPOOL 2?

Who Is the Secret Cameo in DEADPOOL 2?



  1. CRISTI says:


  2. ChadK says:

    The reason its so big is because its not a jet pack. Its a twin fan 200hp motorcycle engine.

  3. @gs1010 says:

    I agree wit Brian earl. The crotch harness team seems to have left work behind. It’s not supposed to be a $75,000 wedgie machine. . . .right?

  4. jamesmoore80 says:

    I want to see a landing.

  5. junkwes says:

    jet “pack?”

  6. Dan says:

    Except for millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne…that guy’s too much of a pussy to strap one of THOSE to his back.

  7. Artrip says:

    Question; Does it have a built in Ipod dock?

  8. Brian Earl says:

    I think this replaces the porche as the thing you have to buy during you mid-life crisis. unfortunately its a tad more difficult to convince hookers to give you road head.

    You know some hillbilly sees this thing a wonders how drunk he can get while racing them competitively. Chewing tobacco will be the new bird shit on cars.

    and the cock harness on this thing seems a bit much, although buying one of these is like screaming to the world “I have a tiny dick that is barely affected by this cinched-up vinyl attached to a fucking rocket .”

    And how are the super sized sci-fi nerds that this thing appeals to the most going to afford it. unless a few hundred BobaFett impersonators pool their cash to live the dream

  9. AE says:

    so this thing has a 5 gallon tank, goes 30 miles, that’s 6mpg tops…

    my normal commute to work is 17 miles/30-40min for $2.50 worth of gas probably (already have to buy premium)

    with this bad boy it would be 11 miles/11 min for $4.50

    2x a day and that’s a difference of just $4 extra for no traffic, 38-58 min less commute time, and looking super awesome.

    if these are $75k now for the first adopters, in 10 years these will probably be the same price as a cheap car.

    sign me up. in 10 years.

  10. Bizzarojoel says:

    Terry O’Quinn is gonna be pissed!

  11. @RealKev says:

    (Classified ad from the distant future) Used Jetpack for sale – Only jetted a couple of times by a little old lady to get to and from her job at Spacely Sprockets. NOTE: This model does NOT turn into a briefcase for easy carrying. User interface upgraded to Internet Explorer 6.0.2600.144.xpsp_sp48_gdr_jetpack_martin_JP. This jetpack is AS-IS. No warranty. $4500.00 OBO call 867-5309

    ** These are just not worth as much since the XP-38s came out! **

  12. Dave-O says:

    Kinda small for me, don’t they make a bigger model?

  13. That’s really – REALLY – big. Future, you’re still letting me down.

  14. Deltus says:

    Want it very much, but with my luck I’d be, oh, a mile up and run out of fuel or get hit by a plane or somesuch. Fortunately, I haven’t got a spare 75 grand burning a hole in my pocket.

  15. lawrence says:

    i’ll take two, please….

  16. Kaileigh says:

    ahahha YAYYYY. WANT.