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It Is What You Think It Is

And if you think it is what it is, you wouldn’t put your fingers anywhere near it.

HT: The Daily What

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Comments

  1. Anonymous Burrito says:

    I have to *stand* in order to use it?
    Too much work…

  2. Flairtoo says:

    On second thought maybe more like a night deposit box.

  3. Flairtoo says:

    Is that like some kind of ATM for a sperm bank?

  4. spiph13 says:

    Robot Overlords kneel before us….TWIST!

  5. EruditeVixen says:

    The troll a few comments up smells worse than that machine likely does.

  6. Christian says:

    I sure hope they have hand sanitizers next to it just like in Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

  7. smartbunny says:

    Fucking Machines dot com… for men!

  8. Naeomen says:

    Low blow, Handy J, low blow.

  9. PapaFrita says:

    “Sperm Collector”
    See, all in the name of science.

  10. Handy J says:

    Only thing that sucks harder than this is a Jonah Ray set.

  11. Pete says:

    @ Saso, Fixed it for you:

    Isn’t this a bit pubic?

  12. three toes of fury says:

    “veee found your friend impaled on zis [email protected] instrument. apparently he vas unavare that ve have 220v electricity over here. it took the doctor 2 hours just to remove the smile from his face”.

    -movie quote from Top Secret (an awesome flick).

  13. Jeff Edsell says:

    I’m, uh, taller than that.

    Just sayin’.

  14. Chad H says:

    @Saso Alauf It’s a display at an expo I don’t think they expect it to be used there :p

    Also I have a “friend” that would like to purchase one…..

  15. Saso Alauf says:

    Isn’t this a bit public?