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I’m a Tatt!

This is definitely a first for me. Rob Zombie sent me this pic of a tattoo that a dude put on his arm of my death scene from House of 1000 Corpses. I’ve lost a bunch of weight since this movie so perhaps this guy might consider putting some ink of me hosting “Web Soup” on one of this thumbs. When asked about the gentleman’s identity Rob replied, “I don’t know who he is but he did say that he was going to hunt you down and eat you. I hope he was joking.”

If you don’t hear from me for like a week, start checking the local biker poop for my remains. If I don’t die horribly, however, I am very flattered by this arm art tribute!

Image via Rob Zombie

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  1. ahem … no matter how much I might fear that you’d met with an untimely end, I am NOT checking biker poop.

  2. The "Q" says:

    errr I mean House, not hosue. Just learning to speeeeel.

  3. The "Q" says:

    Damn! and I thought getting you to autograph my copy of Hosue of a 1000 Corpses was fan dedication!

  4. Ero_Sennin says:

    Why didn’t I get credit for the Singled Out tattoo on my lower back?

  5. MichaelG says:

    that dude will NEVER find this podcast.

  6. Deltus says:

    I’d be more weirded out than flattered, but then again I don’t have people tattooing me on their arm. Really good work, though.

  7. groonk says:

    seriously creepy.

  8. Thomas Wood says:

    When I read the headline part of me starts to think about other English languages, like how the British have all kinds of funny bad-words that we American’s haven’t got. With this mindset, your being a “Tatt” is hilarious.

  9. Chris' Mom says:

    Okay…I am disturbed beyond belief! It has taken me years to get that scene out of my head, and now this. Thanks, Rob!

  10. grace says:

    Dude that’s so freaking sweet…if I get a web soup tattoo of you can you hook me up so I can meet Olivia lol

  11. Split Stitch says:

    Someone has a man crush oh you Chris.. Do I see a bromance in the near future?

  12. Barny Boo says:

    Completely obscure minor role inks… What a wide world of nerd-core isolationism you have opened. 😀

  13. Ashleigh says:

    first off I had no idea you were in that movie!
    Second, I would be a little scared. You should get a body guard.

  14. Joe Smith says:

    Just wait until you see my tat of Chris as “Engineer #2″ from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” It will be awesome!!!

  15. Barny Boo says:

    Congratulations-ish. But I have to say that the two things that creep me out the most in terms of body art are people that want to get extremely realistic faces and people that get gore… this is of course both, so, like, heebiejeebieheebiejeebieheebiejeebie.

  16. Amy says:

    I agree with EugeneWK – a matching tatt of you in the Speedo would be the perfect bookend to this dude’s madness.

  17. smartbunny says:

    One of my favorite films. And you were never chubby, you’re just real skinny now.

  18. rhys says:

    He should get a tat of skinny Rainn Wilson just to complete the juxtaposition.

  19. M_pony says:

    There is less of you now only because this unknown person Has Already Started Eating You Without Your Knowledge. You really should pay attention to that kind of thing.

  20. Erin says:

    So, in the picture iPurism posted, your eyes are open. On the tatt they are closed….what does it all mean! Maybe the tattoo artist just really sucks at doing eyes.

  21. Black Animal says:

    Wow that was you? and as much as I like horror movies I don’t quite understand WTF some ppl get from getting gory tatts … you got quite a range of fanz man XD

  22. dalton says:

    im sure he will be dissapointed when he finds there is less of you to eat, and who knows?maybe the speedo incedent will make him lose his appetite

  23. Veronika says:

    Um. Totally creepy.

  24. EugeneWK says:

    Maybe if your lucky enough someone will tattoo a picture of you in that speedo in the hot tub from last weeks AOTS.

  25. Ryan Berkley says:

    Thats rad, Chris!

  26. SHANEDAV says:

    You were in 1000 corpses ???

  27. jerry cusick says:

    Wow lets see the other one he did of you, O forgot he’s got to be taken a shower to see it.


  28. Nando says:

    Holy crap. That’s not disturbing at all. Cannibalism is the sincerest form of flattery.

  29. algonacchick says:

    Oh, dear. Well, that’s…kinda scary, actually. I’m sure you’ll be safe, now that you’ve told all us fans and your friends. 🙂

  30. Becky says:

    You sir, have arrived.

  31. NickP says:

    Creepy and awesome.