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I Guess I’m Not Joining The Mile High Club. AGAIN.

MileHighSeems appropriate that I was flying Virgin.

Image: Chris Hardwick/Nerdist

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  1. Paula says:

    Dude–It’s cold and flu season! There is not enough disenfectant in the world to risk doing it in an airplane bathroom.

  2. todd says:

    there’ll be a next time

  3. Lisa G says:

    That’s not a perk automatically included with a first-class ticket on Virgin?

  4. HAHA this made me “spit out my drink” laugh!

  5. Joel says:

    I love this pic and the caption just makes it zing! Ha ha!

  6. drew says:

    how many shots did that take? because it’s pretty much the perfect angle. it HAD to’ve taken at least 3.

  7. Meg says:

    you slay me. to the nines. sorta sad for you, but not. we know you are going to get propositioned on every flight from now on. and i love your dr. jekyll/mr. hyde face in this picture. happy future mile high travels!

  8. Deltus says:

    Airplane bathrooms are way too small to even properly masturbate in, let alone fuck in. Maybe I take up too much room when I fuck, though. Or when I masturbate.

  9. Kaileigh says:

    Lol. Must be my flight.

  10. micheel says:

    I never got the phone call!

  11. Aaron M.K. says:

    Much like JB I also know a someone who works for Virgin out of California. He’s name is Steve, I’ll let him know your interested!

  12. Danielle says:

    Ehh you’ll live!

  13. JB says:

    My friend holly works virgin america out of cali. Shes a SMOKIN hot asian girl ;o) I’ll tell her to keep her eye out for you.

  14. Ryan says:

    Technically, I think you can still join the club by yourself. You’re just less likely to want to brag about it.

  15. colleen says:

    So that was you taking up all that time in the bathroom!!!

  16. K says:

    Well…better luck next time?

  17. ivy says:

    i just laughed aloud at work. with you, though. never at you.

  18. almostcool says:

    I guess that flight wasn’t part of the circuit.