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Hipster Dickheads

Well this is my new favorite song (even though I’m sure I suffer from at least one or two of the dickhead guidelines).

Here’s the link to “Being a Dickhead’s Cool” by The Grand Spectacular, which you of course should own.

Many thanks to Pajiba for exposing me to this!

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  1. Hipster guys…stop strangling your nuts.

    I know they get itchy sometimes, but that doesn’t call for cruel and unusual punishment.

    If they knew where the WMD’s were, they would’ve told you by now.

    We have so many of them in Toronto that I had to include them in my stand-up!

  2. Braden says:

    Terrifying new thought:

    This video was probably made by a hipster. Wouldn’t that be ironic?

  3. Helen says:

    I love this video. I hate hipsters, they make me wish I didn’t wear glasses because people now assume I have perfect vision and an attitude problem. I’m almost blind, I swear!

  4. Speech Bubbles says:

    This video’s nothing more than a meaningless false generalization to seek a stereotype for regular everyday people, who care who’s wearing what and choosing how to live. . . Mind ur own!

  5. ImagineRev says:

    That’s amazing…though I do fit into a couple of those categories…
    Hey, at least I actually need glasses.

    (P.S. – What is this font? I adore it.)

  6. Scrufy 1 says:

    @ Eddie Yup, ppl save that for emo kids…

    Although i think we should just wrap em all up in 1 and burn the contents

  7. BThatch says:

    I almost sprayed coffee out of my nose. Classic!

  8. Reactionforce says:

    Ohhhh, my god. I love this song. Good video, too. I will admit, however, I have always wanted to be mustachioed.

  9. Marco says:

    Personally, I also hate them for their clothes and lifestyle.

  10. Eddie says:

    The reason people are hating on hipsters is not because of their dress, or lifestyle.

    It’s because thier dick heads! Arrogant, self-absorbed, rude dick heads!

  11. Adam says:

    Am I the only one that noticed that ‘friends’ is spelled wrong in this video?

  12. GLORIOUS! I love this.

  13. Archie says:

    “even though I’m sure I suffer from at least one or two of the dickhead guidelines”.

    Oh yeah? Which one or two, Chris? We must know!

  14. David says:

    I feel I have to defend loafers with no socks – that’s just an elegant look that shouldn’t go down with the hipster ship. I also did just buy some nonprescription Topshop glasses though, and I won’t even try to defend that.

    Except to say that they were only 8 pounds, and I only wore them in a club once. :-S

  15. Amrehlu says:

    Whoa, I didn’t fit anything said in there, thank the ever silent absent place in my mind where a God might exist if I felt the need to believe in one!

    Entertaining, chuckled a good bit, not burst out loud laughing, but that is good. Those things get boring fast, this won’t.

  16. Marie says:

    YAY! I discovered this a couple weeks ago and I believe this exact thought went through my head “Chris Hardwick would love this!” See Chris, if we were actual real life friends, instead of me just worshipping you without you knowing it, this type of shiz would find you faster. Just sayin’

  17. Tracking says:

    I seriously love me some hipsters, but this video is out of control hilarious. That could easily be set in Seattle too. High five!

  18. SafetyBear says:

    @Eirich but we are so easy to mock!

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  20. BJ says:

    In the UK hipsters are called dickhead! God another reason why I wish I lived in the UK.

  21. Eirich says:

    I hate my generation.