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Fun With Closed Captioning


I happened to be out the other night when the episode of Chelsea Lately I had done earlier aired. Remembering some of the things I had said on the show, I couldn’t help but snap a picture when I realized what the closed captioner would have to type.

Sorry, The Deaf!

Image: Chris Hardwick/E! 

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  1. Deltus says:

    Picture the poor bastard who has to transcribe. They might have to rewind, listen again, and say, “Yep, that’s what he said. Cocaine farts. Okee-dokee.”

  2. M_pony says:

    … and knowing is half the battle.

  3. Don’t be sorry. Cocaine farts are just as funny to the Deaf! We’re not all your grandmother. Some of us are just like you!

  4. cleedus says:

    A lesson to live by.

  5. Patti says:

    haha, excellent!

  6. Meg says:

    haha, i heart you in plaid, too, btw! ps love that you take pics of your tv. i must admit i’ve done that before. glad to see i’m not the only one. i stop at videotaping it.

  7. Aaron says:

    Ah yes. Those little bastards stink to! 🙂

  8. haha that was excellent.

  9. chriskurth says:

    that shit was SO cash!

  10. Patrick Benjamin says:

    I envy not your research.

  11. Brandon Joseph says:

    God, if I were you, I would love me so much.

  12. Neodiva2002 says:

    LOL, it’s funny and I don’t even know the context of it, yet.

  13. Mary says:

    Never be sorry to do a PSA. *wink*

  14. Alan says:

    Funny, sure. True, yes.

  15. Hack says:

    You should make that your IMDB photo.

  16. Staci says:


  17. Alissa says:

    This is why you are America’s sweetheart.

  18. Scooby says:

    This is awesome. Thanks for sharing and capturing it.

  19. tyson says:

    awesome. absolutely awesome.